Mope
(专辑: Hooray For Boobies - 2000)
We gonna drop this next bomb for a
money making playa that ain't with us no mo. Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. Hell no, we gonna do this for a
gangbanging thug that never seen it coming. Yeah, Tupac Shakur. Nah bitch, I'm talking 'bout motherfucking Falco and shit. What? Falco?. Rock me Amadeus, Rock me Amadeus, Rock me Amadeus, Rock me Amadeus. Tried to O.D. on the
Cold-Eeze, "Golden Girls" got me "Sweating To The
Oldies", Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas, Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a
Shamrock Shake please!", Three O' Clock on the
dot time to cruise for Eighth graders, Rather tape the
Weather Channel so that I
can watch it later, Reruns of Rerun so What's Happening?, Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again, Deep throat a
whole Nutty Buddy, Make whoopie to a
batch of Silly Putty, Make a
Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it, Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the
natives, So I
like to dance naked in front of my pets, But my cat was inattentive so I
sent him U.P.S., Playing spin the
bottle with my mom, I
watch "Cops" with no pants on. Must've blown a
fuse nothing's going on, Lamer than the
Pope climb the
walls like King Kong, Bugging out like Tori Spelling's eyes, Deader than the
parents on a
Party of Five, Luciano Pavarotti on a
treadmill, Not going nowhere slim chance we will, Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood, Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum, Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum. Nowhere to go I
can't wake up late, Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate, Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment, Amazing what a
good breakfast pickles make isn't it?, I
like to pretend I'm speed reading, Never lose the
sight of the
thrill of sneezing, Don't need a
shower today just some Brut by Faberge, Smell the
ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day, And I
recycle I
sniff my own farts, I
dial the
wrong number hope a
conversation starts, I
mean I
might as well be listening to Journey, Giving myself a
mullet hook the
Flowbee to the
Kirby, Make a
prank call pretending I'm a
mime, Get stuck in traffic just to pass the
time, Sent a
letter in the
mail in Braille to Johnny Quest, Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch. Must've blown a
fuse nothing's going on, Lamer than the
Pope climb the
walls like King Kong, Bugging out like Tori Spelling's eyes, Deader than the
parents on a
Party of Five, Luciano Pavarotti on a
treadmill, Not going nowhere slim chance we will, Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood, Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum, Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum. I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums, When you wanna cum, I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums, When you wanna cum, I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums, When you wanna cum, I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smuggling plums, When you wanna cum. Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers? Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man. Hey Pac-Man, what's up? Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase? No Pac-Man drugs are bad! Nope can't help you man. Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit! Must've blown a
fuse nothing's going on, Lamer than the
Pope climb the
walls like King Kong, Bugging out like Tori Spelling's eyes, Deader than the
parents on a
Party of Five, Luciano Pavarotti on a
treadmill, Not going nowhere slim chance we will, Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood, Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum, Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it, Relax don't do it when you wanna cum, Holy macaroni, Holy macaroni, Holy macaroni, Holy macaroni.