Valentine's Day

(专辑： Tempest In A Teacup - 2013)

I'm hungover, it's Valentine's Day morning
What a perfect day to continue my courting of you
We've been dating for so long
I love you (I love you)
And in the local drugstore I feel a bit like Moses
Walking through a Red Sea of greeting cards and roses
Oh, if I'd only known what you were up to or who

'Cause I brought you the paper, I brought you the news
I brought you some of that Odwalla green juice
That you seemed to like 'cause you know how I like you
But now, haven't you read the paper? Haven't you seen the news?
Now there's something I gotta to say
And I gotta to say it to you
Oh, what do you send when flowers just won't do?

Let's stop cheating on each other
Let's stop cheating on each other
Whoa, let's stop cheating on each other
Let's stop cheating on each other
This Valentine's Day

I came over to borrow a loofah
How was I to know you would be schtupping her?
I guess it's kind of weird and maybe too soon for ya, I know
Don't get me wrong, I mean, I know you're an Aries
And you've got commitment issues and you get kinda scary off your meds
I think I like it, but I like it because
On some level I like to create emotional distractions in my life to prevent myself from dealing with my real issues

Let's stop cheating on each other
Let's stop cheating on each other
Whoa, let's stop cheating on each other
Let's stop cheating on each other

'Cause the community isn't that big
And they will always find out
Let's stop cheating on each other
And just break up right now
I mean, we're not even thirty yet

I mean, we're not even 25 or 24 or 23
But I'll stop cheating on you if you stop cheating on me
Don't get me wrong I'm not opposed to being poly
But I think that we should talk before you go and screw somebody else!
Stop cheating on me!

Let's stop cheating on each other
Let's stop cheating on each other
Let's stop cheating on each other
Let's stop cheating on each other
Let's stop cheating on each other
Let's stop cheating on each other
Let's stop cheating on each other
(Let's stop cheating on each other)
And happy Valentine's Day!