A Cover Is Not The Book
(专辑: Mary Poppins Returns - 2018)
[MARY POPPINS:] Uncle Gutenberg was a
bookworm And he lived on Charing Cross The
memory of his volumes brings a
smile He would read me lots of stories When he wasn't on the
sauce Now I'd like to share the
wisdom Of my favourite bibliophile He said a
Cover is not the
book So open it up and take a
look 'Cause under the
covers one discovers That the
king may be a
crook Chapter titles are like signs And if you read between the
lines You'll find your first impression was mistook For a
cover is nice But a
cover is not the
book [AUDIENCE:] Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta-ta! Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta-ta! [PENGUIN:] Mary Poppins, could you give us an example? [MARY POPPINS:] Certainly! Nellie Rubina was made of wood But what could not be seen was though Her trunk up top was barren Well, her roots were lush and green So in Spring when Mr Hickory saw her blossoms blooming there He took root despite her bark And now there's seedlings everywhere [MARY POPPINS & JACK:] Which proves A
cover is not the
book So open it up and take a
look 'Cause under the
covers one discovers That the
king may be a
crook Chapter titles are like signs And if you read between the
lines You'll find your first impression was mistook For a
cover is nice But a
cover is not the
book [JACK:] Should we do the
one about the
wealthy widow? [MARY POPPINS:] Oh, by all means! [JACK:] Always loved that one [MARY POPPINS:] Well, go on then! [JACK:] Lady Hyacinth Macaw Brought all her treasures to a
reef [MARY POPPINS:] Where she only wore a
smile [JACK:] Plus two feathers, and a
leaf [MARY POPPINS:] So no one tried to rob her 'Cause she barely wore a
stitch [JACK:] For when you're in your birthday suit [MARY POPPINS & JACK:] There ain't much there to show you're rich! [ALL:] Oh, a
cover is not the
book So open it up and take a
look Cause under the
covers one discovers That the
king maybe a
crook Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la, ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta! [MARY POPPINS & JACK:] You'll find your first impression was mistook (Ya-da-da-da) For a
cover is nice But a
cover is not the
book [MARY POPPINS:] Oh, give us the
one about the
dirty rascal, why don't ya? [JACK:] Isn't that one a
bit long? [MARY POPPINS:] Well, the
quicker you're into it, the
quicker you're out of it. [JACK:] Once upon a
time In a
nursery rhyme There was a
castle with a
king Hiding in a
wing 'Cause he never went to school to learn a
single thing He had scepters and swords And a
parliament of lords But on the
inside he was sad Egad! Because he never had a
wisdom for numbers A
wisdom for words Though his crown was quite immense His brain was smaller than a
bird's So the
queen of the
nation Made a
royal proclamation: "To the
Missus and the
Messers The
more or lessers Bring me all the
land's professors" Then she went to the
hair dressers And they came from the
east And they came from the
south From each college they poured knowledge From their brains into his mouth But the
king couldn't learn So each professor met their fate For the
queen had their heads removed And placed upon the
gate And on that date I
state their wives all got a
note Their mate was now the
late-great But then suddenly one day A
stranger started in to sing He said, "I'm the
dirty rascal And I'm here to teach the
king" And the
queen clutched her jewels For she hated royal fools But this fool had some rules They really ought to teach in schools Like you'll be a
happy king If you enjoy the
things you've got You should never try to be The
kind of person that you're not So they sang and they laughed For the
king had found a
friend And they ran onto a
rainbow for The
story's perfect end So the
moral is you musn't let The
outside be the
guide For it's not so cut and dried Well unless it's Dr. Jekyll Then you better hide Petrified! No, the
truth can't be denied As I
now have testified All that really counts and matters Is the
special stuff inside [AUDIENCE:] He did it! [ALL:] Oh, a
cover is not the
book So open it up and take a
look 'Cause under the
covers one discovers That the
king may be a
crook [MARY POPPINS:] So please listen to what we've said [JACK:] And open up a
book tonight in bed [MARY POPPINS & JACK:] So one more time before we get the
hook [JACK:] Sing it out strong! [AUDIENCE:] A
cover is nice [MARY POPPINS:] Please take our advice! [AUDIENCE:] A
cover is nice [JACK:] Or you'll pay the
price! [AUDIENCE:] A
cover is nice [ALL:] But a
cover is not the
book [AUDIENCE:] Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la, la, la!