The Diet
(专辑: Great American Saturday Night - 2020)
Breakfast, black coffee, one slice of dry toast No butter, no jelly, no jam Lunch, just some lettuce, two celery stalks No booze, no potatoes, no ham Dinner, one chicken wing, broiled not fried No gravy, no biscuits, no pie And this dieting, dieting, dieting, dieting Sure is a
rough way to die So pass me a
carrot stick, peel me a
prune A
glass of skim milk and that's all Turn off the
TV for the
Big Mac commercial It's driving me right up the
wall And I'm thinking of french fries, sausage and waffles Spaghetti and cookies and cake And each night I'm dreaming of chocolate ice cream And I'm starving to death when I
wake All for your sake At work I
am known as the
king of right crisp I
get mad but I'm too weak to fight Watching the
boys eat them big bologna sandwiches I'd sell my soul for a
bite The
moon is a
big piece of sweet watermelon The
sun is a
big old fried egg And keep that dog out of house or I
swear I'll bite off a
piece of his leg You're fixing the
kids all those creamed mashed potatoes But it's bouillon and water for me And you got a
lock on the
refrigerator Lord knows where you're hiding the
key While I'm starving for food late at night I'm starving for loving from you But you say that when I
can see my own dick You'll be glad to look at it too Supper, two pieces of cauliflower, raw Some beefsteak the
size of a
nail One sliced tomato, a
small dab of slaw I
swear I
ate better in jail Stop eating that pizza right under my nose Girl that's the
least you can do And put down that candy bar while I'm singing I'm starving my ass off for you So pass me a
carrot stick, peel me a
prune A
glass of skim milk and that's all Turn off the
TV for the
Big Mac commercial It's driving me right up the
wall And I'm thinking of french fries, sausage and waffles Spaghetti and cookies and cake And each night I'm dreaming of chocolate ice cream And I'm starving to death when I
wake All for your sake All for your sake All for your sake