Rant
(专辑: Words Words Words - 2010)
I
went to a
Catholic school for four years, and I
also owned a
Garage Band Uh, for 20 minutes, and this is the
product of that. Hit it All the
seats at the
Sunday masses Filled with the
mass's massive asses Classes pass as fast as molasses Ceremonial reading glasses Read a
little bit of Leviticus All the
kids are a
little too little for this All the
parents nod in agreement "I think I
can vaguely see what he meant" It's too early in the
morning glory To read another allegory story The
father, reads a
little bit farther Assuring the
assured that they need not bother "When god, in verse 45, said that slaves are okay to buy He meant that people, all from the
start Each have slaves within their hearts Things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton God calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery And then as god goes on to explain the
logistics of buying and selling slaves..." (Uh, He—ju—the Bible's sorta like It's like, typos... didn't...) In the
back, I
sit and I
nod to the
beats that are bumping from my iPod My god, they're starting to pray And over the
music I
can hear them say "dear god, dear lord, dear vague muscular man with a
beard or a
sword Dear good all-seeing being, my way or the
highway Yahweh The
blue-balled anti-masturbator, the
great, all-loving faggot hater I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white And though this is your day of rest, I
come to you with one request There's so much pain beyond this steeple Wars and drugs and homeless people Sadness, where there should be joy, hate and rape and Soulja Boy A
world in darkness needs your light, so I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight But my dog just had surgery if you could fix that first Jesus? Debra Messing's fingers in a
holy place, "Hail Mary full of grace." Obama, could you pass some hope to the
pope I
know a
couple dude's who wanna elope See the
church said, "nope" so the
bros can't cope (The bros can grope but the
bros can't cope) They've been in love, they've been addicted Who said they shouldn't? Benedict did Cause in the
holy land of the
lord he's the
holy landlord and dicks are evicted Cause you can be a
benedict if you've been a
dick under Benedict but You can't have benedicts because there's only one pope with only one dick What? Yeah, a
dick on a
pope is Just like a
soap on a
rope cause it's Pointless, unless in prison, throw up your bibles, Christ has risen Hallelujah, now it's raining men Because the
gender ratio is 1
to 10 Winos at the
Eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation Jesus wasn't the
messiah, get back I'm a
heretic and I'm on fire It was Oedipus, those holy nights The
holy motherfucking Christ I'm a
blasphemer post-Katrina cruising the
marina. On a
crusade to cruise aids And blast FEMA You're too late, we're fucked we don't need ya Amen In the
name of the
father, son and holy ghost Head, shoulders, knees and toes Turn up your nose, strike that pose Hey, Macarena!