thank you, brent

Thought she could be the one, but I don't like brunettes
Then she dyed her hair blonde, and now I'm obsessed
So I looked in the phone book and I sent her a text
She said 'who the heck is this?'
I told her it's Brent

One time I saw her, it was the morning
I swear she got hotter, yeah she looked amazing
I opened the door, it was really heavy
And then she walked inside, she looked right at me
And then she told me:

Thank you, Jeff (Jeff?)
Thank you, Ted (Wait, what?)
Thank you, Fred
I wish she knew that my name was Brent
Thank you, Ned (No!)
Thank you, Steff (It's Brent!)
Thank you, Fred
I wish she knew..

I just don't understand
My name is pretty easy
I know you know who I am
Wait, why don't you know who I am?
All of my crushes don't like me back
But this one gon' last
Cause my name is Brent and I wish she knew that

One time I saw her drinking a Slurpie
Then she tried to open a bag of beef Jerky
But she couldn't do it, so I went to help her
I opened the bag up
She put her hand on my shoulder and then she told me

Thank you, Jeff (Jeff?)
Thank you, Ted (Wait, what?)
Thank you, Fred
I wish she knew that my name was Brent
Thank you, Ned (No!)
Thank you, Steff (It's Brent!)
Thank you, Fred
I wish she knew that my name was Brent

Thank you, Brent
Thank you, Brent
Thank you, Brent
I wish she knew that my name was Brent
Thank you, Brent
Thank you, Brent
Thank you, Brent
I wish she knew that my name was Brent