The Robot Song
(专辑: Too Afraid To Say It - 2017)
Come try our new product It's the
best you've ever seen (seen) A
miraculous invention Who can guess what it'll be? (be) And our new line-up's unveiling We ask you be polite (oh so polite) For our product is a
little bit shy For we have built you a
friend (friend) A
most comforting friend (so great) For those nights when you are feeling all alone He'll hug you when you cry And he'll never say goodbye And if he does, well That's what the
off button's for Now, customers don't go away For we'll make it worth your while today To forget your lonely, empty lives To make a
purchase of this size For twenty-five thousand, he'll say your name And every person will message you For twenty-hundred, he'll wave hello And for two hundred, our invisible model will (Get it, there's no model) For we have built you a
friend (friend) A
most dazzling friend (so great) For our upgrade, he can juggle and sing songs (amazing) He'll tell you he loves you Even if you know it's not true A
hollow replica of your boyfriend Who is gone He can sing (tra-la-la-la) He can dance (tap, ballet, and jazz) Higher than any man, he can jump (how is that marketable?) He's like a
famous celebrity, almost real At least that is until You have to fill him up at the
gas pump (That's a
problem we're currently working out, it's weird, we know) For we have built you a
friend (friend) A
most comforting friend (so great) For those nights when you are feeling all alone (so alone) If he starts to ask questions like "Why do I
exist?" "Who created me?" "What is my purpose but to fill a
lonely consumerist soul and make you think that even just for a
second someone who loves them could be bought with money?" Well, that's what the
off button's for Thank you for your purchase