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Hieeee
(专辑: Anus - 2015)
Everybody Welcome to the
show The
rules of engagement are really quite simple So if you could pull yourself away from Grindr for two seconds Listen up The
use of flash photography is strictly mandatory Do you think I
look like this so I
can exist in your feeble memory? (HA!) Take a
picture and I'll last forever! Get your drinks now people The
more you drink, the
prettier we look Is this your boyfriend, honey? Not anymore! Tipping is compulsory If you don't know what compulsory means I'll spell it out for you Tip. These. Men! It takes a
lot of money to look this cheap darling! Be kind to your entertainers If you see a
flaw, squint If you see a
bulge, don't be mad! Some of the
most beautiful women in the
world have gigantic penises! If you see something you don't like Something unseemly or offensive Something vile or disgusting We'll be happy to take your complaints after the
show! At the
corner of 'fuck you and go fuck yourself avenue.com!' I'll see you there! Bring a
sweater If you think you can do better, sweetheart I
implore you Put on a
wig and mash your mouth around to other people's music for 4
and a
half minutes It's not as easy as it looks! Do you need a
hairpiece? Here, you can borrow mine! Show generosity to these monstrosities! Respect, kindness, compassion! And most of all, whenever possible Tell us we look gorgeous Tell us we look gorgeous Tell me I
look gorgeous! Do I
look gorgeous? (YEAH!) Okay, but how about sexy? (YEAH!) Okay, alright, but how about sensual? (YEAH!) Alright, but how about breathtaking? Jeez! (YEAH!) I
swear its like pulling teeth to get a
little tiny compliment out of you people! Now let's review everybody! Your makeup is terrible If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag Don't ever touch my hair Anus I
love your pussy Give me all your money Absolutely Come on nature! Come on natch! Come on build-up! OKCURRRRRRRR Hieeeeeee! Hieeeeeee! Hieeeeeee! Everybody, everywhere Everybody, everywhere Hieeeeeee! Hiee, hiee, hieee, hieee, hiee Hieeeeeeee!
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