Doomsday News
(专辑: 2000 B.C. (Before Can-I-Bus) - 2000)
Yo, yo.. If I
had half as many bars in gold as I
had in lyrics when I
flowed I'd be the
richest man on the
globe Niggaz wanna know is Canibus gold? That's a
stupid-ass question motherfucker, is Canada cold? Bout a
thousand degrees lower than liquid nitro is Five thousand degrees hotter than flame throwers I
reflect light, bounce off walls and wreck mics Disconnect your windpipe by cuttin your neck with a
knife Rip through, everything from tissues to blood vessels My ninjitsu, kill you with the
art of Tenchu I
zig zag, zig crushin a
kid With G-forces violent enough to crush your ribs like pilots that fly Russian MIG Comin to punish you pigs Give a
fuck who you is; nigga, Canibus in ya biz From the
lowest point in the
planet to Mt. Everest I
kick the
illest shit, spray-paintin my name across the
pyramids The
rap terrorist, Professor Emeritus Fuck forbidden fruit I
was eating pussy in Genesis [Chorus:] What you got niggaz that's ready to brawl? I'll give you the
phone card and the
celly to make a
call What the
fuck y'all bitch niggaz actin like y'all tuff for? We'll stuff y'all, uppercut y'all, confront y'all On stage we break arms, legs, backs and jaws Enough damage to cancel your tour (Fuck y'all!) [Canibus] Now I
said it once and I'll say it a
thousand times I
got thousands of rhymes, the
rechargeable alkaline kind You wanna a
piece of mind? Fine, we can take it outside Otherwise you're wastin your time, cause I'ma shine for the
one-triple-9, niggaz gamblin damage they eyes Goin blind, tryin to keep up with these lyrical lines The
type of nigga you can't flow behind without a
dope rhyme You fuck around and get clotheslined til you nosedive We can rhyme fair and square or fair in the
sphere Anyplace, anywhere, you niggaz don't have a
prayer Cause doomsday is near, faggot niggaz is scared They stand and stare as I
appear upon a
cushion of air With a
long white beard flamin, hot enough to sunburn Satan Hotter than white people takin vacation out in Jamaica out in the
sun bathin; sun bakin in gamma ray radiation til they skin color look cajun Motherfuckers start agin to the
point where they faces shrivel up like raisins and they become cancer patients [Chorus] [Canibus] Yo, yo, yo.. I
manipulate the
metaphysical power to hold my breath for half an hour Continuously breathin outward; you ain't an MC you a
coward I
make wack rappers lose control of they bladders and piss in they trousers Pink pussy possum niggaz play dead While my heat waves hit, and verbal x-rays evaporate shit Water molecules get transformed to vapors My lyrics turn the
Pacific into a
dry lakebed Electromagnetic cassettes melt tape decks Niggaz battle in space; tryin to hold it down but they can't cause they weightless Amateur swordsmen gets stabbed through they face mask trying to escape death A
world where the
whole globe will contract Ebola from drinkin spring water darker than Coca-Cola Human with AIDS, computers with Y2K I
rock rhymes counter-clockwise until doomsday Fuck y'all, fuck y'all, fuck y'all