Dr C Phd
(专辑: Mic Club: The Curriculum - 2002)
Yo, I
plan to build a
myself a
facility before I'm 40 a
molecular archceogenetic laboratory that can analyze complex poetry data for me even if it was recorded poorly, how extraordinary I
frog leap over awful beats then I
separate rappers by the
carbon-14s to determine the
age of anything ever made regardless of how the
outside surface has changed I
put a
curse on your name, bombard your brain with gamma x-rays till you burst into flames with the
scientifically quantifiable megalomaniacal viable style, it's like trying to ride a
bull let's have a
dictionary duel after school check into me a
nice Cedar Sinai room so I
can get sick as the
flu, spittin the
truth if you ain't got this album, you missing the
proof prepare for your doom my nuclear rocket plumes glow against the
pale background of the
moon toxic fumes spoil complete stocks of fruits, and foods burning your flammable boxes and booms got in the
groove even though I'm not in the
mood motherfucker you didn't win 'cause I
can't lose give the
fans the
chance to choose, fuck you who's the
illest, who's it really up to rapping fire, you better run for the
pacifier tie you up and drown you in the
saliva quagmire till your oxygen expires and your lungs dry up 'cause you said Bis ain't dope, you a
damn liar disaster for hire over beats by pious flow like the
Tigris, Euphrates, with the
Eye of the
Tiger in my iris, Canibus is a
fighter motherfucker, my greatgrandfather was Irish let's roll the
dices, 'll break you like young Tyson give me the
mic man, I
don't need no hype man put a
thousand on me, put one on him i
tear off his limbs, throw him in, and tell him to swim yo I
soak that shit and coat that shit in soy sauce tell the
FCC boss, turn that noise off call Detroit's Mafia Boss tell him yo, I
got a
job for you, I
want you to bust his balls Drop him off by Niagra Falls write my name on a
banana and put the
banana between his jaws nobody disrespects lyrical law I'm the
best there ever is and the
best ever was training like a
grunt face down in the
mud with blood, sweat, and tears, sucking it up yo, you wonder where I
am right now I'm probably somewhere on the
microphone fucking it up dead or alive, Canibus will live through the
rhyme to be the
illest on the
mic is a
mission of mine spitting divine, you can't get it twisted this time vocal wit