Australian Love Letter To Novak Djokovic

It's so hard to say goodbye
We did not mean to hurt you
We did not mean to lie
When we granted your medical exemption to the Australian Open
I guess we wondered why
You did not see the signs, oh
Novak, we were being sarcastic
Read between the lines, you're not allowed inside

Novak wants a medical exemption
But you lied and now you're stuck in detention
We'd believe you if you didn't spend two years
Saying, "Me no likey vaccine, Novak no get vaccine"
Novak, stop being such a baby
And please quietly leave Australia
World number one mate, good on you
Stop acting like a number two
Novak, we've got bigger things going on
Novak, cases are up and test times are long
Novak, maybe you could play your games remote
And that would also reduce the amount of times that you hit line judges in the throat with a ball
Remember last year how you did that at the US Open when you got mad and you hit a ball in a line judge's throat?
I guess it's hard to be accurate with your hits when you're number one in the world
No biggie