Chemical Warfare
(专辑: Chemical Warfare - 2009)
[Eminem:] You are now listening to the
sounds of Shady And Alchemist, Alchemist, Alchemist Got an axe in the
duffel bag, couple of fags Stuffed in the
backseat, muzzled and gagged Wrapped in bubble wrap, two lesbians, a
couple Hustler mags Now grab the
Pez dispenser, fill it up to the
max With muscle relaxers, the
governor of Alaska She lusts when I
ask her to shove my Polaski sausage up in her ass, huh While we hover over Nebraska shooting at the
fucking buffalo pasture In the
helicopter, man I
can't fuck her no faster She's screaming "Grab my titties, Shady suck on those bastards" But I
ain't no sucker, I
won't snuggle up with her after I'm a
gigalo, bitch I
look like the
juggalo rapper? Every day man I
just seem to get a
little bit doper Shit, back down, man I'd rather lick on a
scrotum And eat the
fucking Octomom's pussy lips with some okra While I
watch Whoopi Goldberg scissor with Oprah While Rosie pussy-farts and takes a
piss on the
sofa Get a
boner and play dick swords with the
Jonas Brothers, your motherfucking mother's aroma's Like no other, I
keep thinking of her smothered in somas It's chemical warfare, drop bombs like Saddam I'm bringing the
drama, like Barack Obama Playing rock em' sock em' robots with the
Octomama I'm vato loco, homie I'll cock those llamas For chemical warfare (Fuck did I
just talk about the
octomom twice in the
same rap? Fucking whack)