Answering Machine Skit
(专辑: Mixtape Messiah 5 - 2008)
[Girl:] I
saw you in that one video and was like God, you knowwwww, you look so good That was for one of the
same ones you know you've always wanted on TV but You understand how excited I
am, umm Just so I
remember, y'know It it has a
girl on the
answering machine but I
think this is still you I
think that sometimes you don't like me the
way I
like you! Just wanna KILL MYSELF or kill somebody, but Then I
don't because I
think that if I
die, y'know you're still dead, then how are we gonna be together? I
just have to wait until you DIE then there's that working against us So, I
don't know, I
don't want to kill anyone but that's just how strong my love is for you That I
would kill you and then myself on some total Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet type stuff Just, so that I
can prove to you, prove to the
world, prove to my mom Y'know even prove to my, psychiatrist that y'know this is, this is deep, this is it right here [call ends] To replay press 1
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