The Salmon Dance
(专辑: We Are The Night - 2007)
Hello boys and girls, my name is FatLip, and this is my friend Sammy the
Salmon. What 'do? Today, we're going to teach you some fun new facts about salmon, and a
brand new dance. Let me introduce to you a
brand new dance, I
know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance. It's not complicated, it's not too hard, You don't even have to be a
hip hop star. See anyone can do it, all you need is style, Listen up peep gang, I'ma show you how: Put your hands to the
side, as silly as it seems, And shake your body like a
salmon floating up stream! I'll float up stream You know how we do it, you know how we do it Again. All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water and part of their life in salt water Wow, very interesting. We change round a
couple of days after spawning Then we die When I
first did the
Salmon, all the
people just laughed. They looked around and stood like I
was on crack. I
heard somebody say out loud "what the
fuck is that?" "This nigga's dancin like a
fish while he's doing the
snap" But the
more I
kept doing it the
more they were feeling it, and then I
heard some bitches say "yo that niggas killing it". By the
end of the
night, everyone was on my team, and the
whole club was dancing like a
salmon floating up stream! I'll float up stream You know how we do it, you know how we do it Again. Most of our friends find their home waters by sense of smell Which is even more keen than that of a
dog or a
bear Wow My family also rely on ocean currents, tides The
gravitational pull of the
moon I'm floating upstream again The
moon? Fish pay attention to the
moon? Wow. Who knew? Did you know? What? That I
could go to Japan, and back. You're kidding me. Amazing. Jeez. Polluted water can kill both baby salmon, that are developing And the
adult salmon, that are on their way to spawn Wow what a
shame, what a
shame Huh? Woah Wow. Hey s-kids, hey give it up for s-Sammy the
Salmon and his amazing salmon dance Huh? Whadda ya say? Who's hungry?