The House Rules
(专辑: The House Rules - 2010)
So you're tired and you're beat And you worked all week And you need a
place you can let it go Where the
girls go wild And the
boys play hard And you need a
little more than just the
radio. Well here's your open invitation With just a
couple regulations... Let me warn you son Only come to have fun We don't take kindly to serious, So leave your troubles at the
door Unless you want some in here. Welcome to my house Buckle up tight Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high. It's a
country music A
little soul, It's a
rock 'n roll rodeo. We don't tolerate no sitting around Everybody's dancing, grooving and getting on down. So before you come in here with some kinda attitude You better read the
house rules. Around 11 o'clock When the
front door locks And the
boys start raising the
bottle, Where the
girls do the
thing with the
Mardi Gras beads Yeah you know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em. And no matter what your story A
good time is mandatory. Well rule number 7
says don't touch the
women But they can grab whatever they want to... (hahaha) Welcome to my house Buckle up tight Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high. It's a
country music A
little soul, It's a
rock 'n roll rodeo. We don't tolerate no sitting around Everybody's dancing, grooving and getting on down. So before you come in here with some kinda attitude You better read the
house rules. There's no such thing as last call We pick 'em up when they fall. We share the
same bathroom stall Says the
sign on the
wall. One, two, three! Welcome to my house Buckle up tight Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high. It's a
country music A
little soul, Man, it's a
rock 'n roll rodeo. We don't tolerate no sitting around Everybody's dancing, grooving and getting on down. So before you come in here with some kinda attitude, Boy before you come walking in here With any kinda attitude Lord, you better read the
house rules! Oh son you better read the
house rules! Two, three, JAY! You better read the
house rules. 'Cuse me, Excuse me, I'm gonna need to see some i.d. on that girl right there (hahaha)