Off The Chain
(专辑: Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapper - 2009)
Yeah, okay. I
got high and wrote this song in like 45 minutes. Ha, what's good? Check it, ay. I'm a
go ahead and do my thang. You just gotta let me off the
chain. Yeah, I'm off the
chain. Off the
chain. You just got to go and let me off the
chain. I'm off the
chain. I'm like a
rap star Minus the
money and the
record deal Bitch I'm whipping in a
piece of crap car. But I
don't give a
fuck 'Cause I
spit it mad hard. You could inspect my lyrics, Never find a
bad bar. I'm in my backyard, Rolling kronic. Rap rollick, Artists like Jack Pollock. Drop shit so sick I
need an antibiotic. I'm an otter And I'll crack you like the
shell of a
mollusk. Oh my God, it's Webby, With a
machete Ready to go after Both Jason and Freddy. I
am deadly like a
black mamba Sipping Odwalla Mixed with vodka Running shit like the
Godfather. So call me Corleone, I'm rolling with 40 homies. And you could hold the
camera, Come watch your shorty bow me. My first is in five minutes Like off of the
brains Or as anybody bitch I'll say I'm off of the
chain, ay. I'm a
go ahead and do my thang. You just gotta let me off the
chain. I'm off the
chain. Off the
chain. You just got to go and let me off the
chain. I'm off the
chain. I'm the
next big thing Incase you couldn't tell. Give me one mother fucker Who'd say I
wouldn't sell. I'm good and well Hearing me underground Unsighned tight Dude, I
don't fuck around. And see I'm buzzing now All over internets. Webby's on the
web You're behind if you haven't clicked it yet. I'm shooting free throws All you people miss the
net. I'm off the
chain bitch, Like an evicted pet. Get it? 'Cause if a
pet got evicted It, uh, wouldn't have a
leash on... Man, forget it. I'm twisted. Roll it up, hit it. I'm so fucking dope They should put me on exhibit. 'Cause you know I
rip it Every day spitting more and more Magic than any Slytherin or Gryffindor. Dumbledore's stepping in, Feeling like the
principle. Don't need a
body guard, Webby's invincible. My life is inimitable But I'm a
push 'em to the
back Like I
hired 'em as actors. I'll put 'em in a
cast With the
punches that be flying at speeds above fast. So retrace your foot prints, Bitch step back. What? I'm a
go ahead and do my thang. You just gotta let me off the
chain. I'm off the
chain. Off the
chain. You just got to go and let me off the
chain. I'm off the
chain. Off the
chain. You just got to go and let me off the
chain. I'm off the
chain. You just got to let me off the
chain. I
walk in, They call me the
kid like Billy. Crushing Keystones all night Get silly. Let's throw down at beer pong, 'Cause bitch I'm illy. Hit six cups, Then I
re-rack 'em like Willy. I
am a
Gremlin, And I
rhyme, Never ending. Stay getting high, Got no time for descending. People give me praises any time I
get mentioned Even though my skin's whiter than the
belly of a
penguin. I
need an intervention Before I
go brain dead, With a
pencil is the
only time I
aim lead. But me and your girl gon' wake up in the
same bed. Wiping her mouth, Claiming she never even gave head. I'll murder K-Fed, And hit Britney up. Oh, you got two kids? I
don't give a
fuck. She said hit me one more time, So I
hit it up. Lohan, I
got a
Trojan, Come here you little slut. So messed up looking for a
pair of Double D's, please, Step to me, I
fucking dare ya. Oh God, I'm seeing double, No Tia and Tamera. 'Cause I
hit 'em like bam, I
don't need a
Margera. I'm a
go ahead and do my thang. You just gotta let me off the
chain. I'm off the
chain. Off the
chain. You just got to go and let me off the
chain. I'm off the
chain. Off the
chain. You just got to go and let me off the
chain. I'm off the
chain. You just got to let me off the
chain. [x2]