Datpiff (Freeverse)

(专辑： Webster's Laboratory II - 2016)

[Intro:]
Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye yeah
Webbys lab... 2
Na na na na na nana

[Verse 1:]
I'm Vladamir and Vitali combined in the body of Rowdy Roddy and Colossus using karate
So get to moving your body, see for you it's a hobby
But I've been dropping shit ever since I could poop on the potty
And it's prolly cause I just spent my whole life getting stared at
Weirdo with the raw rap going bare back
Can I give a fuck? Hmm, maybe, but I swear that...
You'll never see it like Donald Trump on a prayer mat...
While rocking a turban and swerving in a Ford Explorer
Bumping some reggaeton and helping people cross the border
See I'm just tryna do it for my peoples and supporters
Roll so mother fucking deep you'd think I'm breathing underwater
Cause see I'm like the author of this autobiography
They call me an oddity, it ain't my fault cause they'll probably
Pick apart my every lyric like a frog in biology
But I'll keep my stock high enough to stall the economy
As I jog through your property, while they trying to run it
Take off flying and plummet while Webby climb to the summit
Dropping fire they love it, it's just a drop in the bucket
Only dude still on the mic without a quality budget
I mean fuck it, I rock crowds and I'm making my block proud
Even thought I'm still residing at my mom's house
Wait, wait... Aren't I supposed to be on now?
Counting my money from all the people that supported my songs now?
"Calm down Webby, I been bumping you on Spotify"
Well thanks for that, like, one thousandth of a dollar, guy
Maybe if you listen enough then I'll get like eighty cents
And be a step closer to getting me that Mercedes Benz
Fuck the latest trends, I'll do the opposite
I'm a do me, middle fingers to the politics
And EDM is all I'm hearing from the college kids
Maybe I'm just getting older man, but it's obvious that...

[Hook:]
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
I'm in the laboratory cooking up a classic
Go and tell em Webby's back bitch
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
I'm in the laboratory cooking up a classic
Go and tell em Webby's back bitch

[Verse 2:]
(Danger!) I run in screaming like Mystikal, smoother criminal
Than Micheal mixed with Alien Ant Farm, the pivotal
Multi syllable killer my finger itching till triggers blow
Minions in the whip cause I'm mother fucking despicable
I'm sick of all these trivial rappers talking material possessions and financial status all up on my stereo
All I ever do is go hard, now it's getting physical
Until I'm breathing hard as Seth Rogen doing 27 miles on an elliptical
... I'm not balling, I'm just lighting the bong till I'm coughing
Jamo poured till I'm crawling...
If you stepping to Chris? I'll leave your head on a stick
Like Ned Stark, I just gotta get a pencil and flip
See what I carry and wield? This shits Valerian steel
And any second I'm a blow, call me Derek Forreal
So it's hickory dickory dock, lick on the tip of my cock
In the conversation I'm the pick of the litter to watch
Don't need a mixer, I don't order my shit on the rocks
All I need's a chalice with some whiskey that's filled to the top
The fuck has happened? One minute people rapping
The next all I'm hearing is adlibbing over tracks and
The planet is collapsing, economies are crashing
And Hillary Clinton is dabbing, so I guess that...

[Hook:]
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
I'm in the laboratory cooking up a classic
Go and tell em Webby's back bitch
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
I'm in the laboratory cooking up a classic
Go and tell em Webby's back bitch