Triggered

(专辑： 28 Wednesdays Later - 2020)

Man, I'm just sitting back watching the pussification of this whole country
I can't say this, I can't say that, shit, what the fuck can I say?

When did y'all become so fucking sensitive, man?
Lighten up
I'm just here to entertain you
And if that triggers you, well, you're a pussy
Listen

It's a cold world, easier to play this shit safe
Knowing how the world gon' judge you if you make a mistake
These miserable fucking people, so saturated with hate
They can't wait to pile it on someone else's plate
Like if I'm right with every word except for one in a song
They'll only focus on and judge me for the one that was wrong
Cancel this, cancel that, fucking welcome to Amerika
The home of specializing in assassinating character
I hate it, I prefer going in guns blazing
Annihilating anyone's who's testing my patience
Ain't no room for pussyfooting in the rap game
And I'm drawn to controversy like a moth to a flame
And you little snowflakes better quit your complaining
I'm not racist, I'm just not too big on the Asians
Shit, I'm kidding you, idiot but with no hesitation
These fuckers run with it and post it up on Twitter while saying
That Webby some sort of bigot for fucking making a joke
You're not woke you're just sensitive, and quick to provoke
So I'd like to invite you to suck my dick till you choke
Deep throat, pow, pow, got you bitch in my scope
Everyone that I'm seeing is looking pussy as fuck
Go and cry about shit without even looking it up
So I'd like to thank my bullies all for making me tough
Because it's looking like y'all ain't get bullied enough

Yeah, I came to drop bombs, like flexing I'm gone
I'm all rough, so try not to be so sensitive y'all
If I'm not pissing you off, then I'm pissing you on
If you're not triggered at all then I'm spitting it wrong
Because I came to drop bombs, like flexing I'm gone
I'm all rough, so try not to be so sensitive y'all
If I'm not pissing you off, then I'm pissing you on
If you're not triggered at all then I'm spitting it wrong

Easy does it Webby, try to keep that temper in check
I'm going off like Terminator in a metal detect-or
Hit 'em with the blur like my memory gets
From blowing benzos while I'm drinking, yeah I tend to forget
A devil's reject, ever since a kid, I've been a loser
But I dealt with it, it's called developing a sense of humor
Learn to laugh a little bit, this shit is good for your health
If you can't take a joke you need to take a look at yourself
Shit, if I didn't have the haters then I would probably withdraw
Shit, dawg, honestly I would probably miss y'all
Haters, really, please, promise me you'll never quit, y'all
Here, I'll make fun of me with y'all
Here's my impression of Webby, no one's doper than me
I got the hairline of someone that's ten years older than me
Sitting dissing politicians like I'm fucking sport fishing
Say I fucked their wives their daughters when I obviously didn't (all so true)
And I'm pale year round, summertime or deep winter
And I chew with my mouth open when I eat dinner
My liver has put up with plenty of cheap liquor
And more drugs in a lifetime than Keith Richards
I used to work out, shit, I really was buff
Then I stopped working out, now I'm skinny as fuck
Like so skinny, when the wind blows hard, I lose balance
So skinny, looking like I won a tapeworm challenge

Haha, it ain't that hard to laugh a bit
At your own expense, fucking just relax and shit
Smoke a joint, eat a Xanax you bitch
This uptight bullshit's what I've had it with

If you're still mad after what you've listened to
Then that's just the bitch in you
Suck a dick or two, ain't no fixing you
Fake woke, can't take a gay joke
People that I'm spitting to, I am here to trigger you

Yeah, I came to drop bombs, like flexing I'm gone
I'm all rough, so try not to be so sensitive y'all
If I'm not pissing you off, then I'm pissing you on
If you're not triggered at all then I'm spitting it wrong