I Hate Mario Kart Wii
(专辑: 117% Complete - 2010)
I
feel so confident right now As my friends all ask me how They throw an item or utilize the
drift My character of choice is Yoshi He's good off-road but mostly I
play him 'cause he's cute, I'll admit The
race starts... and I
stalled! I
stalled the
car again I
held "A" down a
bit too early And all my mates are laughing As they drive right past me And at this point I
remember why I
hate Mario Kart Wii And now I'm stuck in 12th place I'm gonna lose this race Trailing in Donkey Kong's tyre tracks So I
get a
power-up I
don't expect too much But oh my god, Bullet Bill – now I'm back! In first place in no time And my mates can't see why Nintendo would make a
game that's so unfair They're feeling pretty angry But I'm just princess peachy I'm winning, so I
don't really care But someone gets a
blue shell! And I
crash The
kart flips over again Why don't they put a
wall there!? Nothing I
could do but watch it roll into the
sea And at this point I
remember why I
hate Mario Kart Wii I'm still in the
lead But they're catching up to me I'll get a
power-up and I'll be fine Another banana skin Upside-down boxes wearing thin I
think I
had more fun when I
was behind This is the
only game I've played Where winning just feels lame And losing is where all the
fun takes place And there are no red shells for me All I
have is apathy For this never-ending, three-lap funless race Race ends – and I'm SECOND?! I
lost the
race again How did he get invincibility? Fucking Waluigi stole my victory And at this point I
remember why I
hate Mario Kart Wii And everybody sings: Do do do, do do do-do do Do do do, do do do-do do Do do do, do do do-do do Do do do, do Do do do, do do do-do do Do do do, do do do-do do Do do do, do do do-do do Do do do, do