3 Biggest Lies
(专辑: Nothing Sacred - 1978)
Well the
motorcycle club had a
party, And all the
young virgins were there. And I
found a
blonde with little bitty titties And a
pretty yellow ribbon in her hair. Then I
told her the
three biggest lies in the
world, The
ones my Daddy first told me, And that was the
beginning of my sexual life And the
end of my fantasy. I
said, "This'll only hurt for a
little while, I'll only put the
head of it in. I
promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth." Met her in a
local honky-tonk, Told her it was love at first sight. She was just a-looking for a
shoulder to cry on And a
place where she could spend the
night. Me, I
was a
little nervous I'd never been that far before, So I
told her the
three biggest lies in the
world As we danced across the
floor. I
said, "This'll only hurt for a
little while, I'll only put the
head of it in. I
promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth." Busted in a
Birmingham robbery, He didnt have no money for bail. The
judge bound him over to the
local grand jury And the
Sheriff threw his young ass in jail. They put him in the
cell with a
pervert, That later tried to climb in his bed. Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat, And these are the
words that he said, Good Buddy "This'll only hurt for a
little while, I'll only put the
head of it in. I
promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."