Puppy Chow
(专辑: Can I Borrow A Dollar? - 1992)
This is a
U-A rhyme, dedicate to the
ca-nine Tch-a-ch-tchk, c'mere boy, I
said it's play-time It's time to play with the
mind of a
slimmie I
don't wanna be a
freak, but it's the
dog in me I
don't pretend to be the
open door roses type I
open the
door for myself, and I
close it right in your face, now you wanna taste my food, what? You got your own food, get a
attitude You get left, call the
ref if you think it's foul I
ain't tryin to hear that, so have a
Coke and a
smile Cause after awhile, I'ma wanna get BUCKwild And now months laters, I'ma say it ain't my child I'm sterile girl, we ain't never did nothin Cause only you and I
know that the
Common Sense is bluffin Little Miss Muffett, that's how the
ball bounces Sorry you gotta bounce the
ball eight pounds and two ounces That's how I'm livin, just like a
rottweiler When I
was a
shorty, I
was a
lot wilder But then I
got milder, and settled down with a
harem and when I
can't bear em, I
share em You see it's like no, pass it off, pass pass the
puss I
ain't a
nerd, but WE'VE GOT BUSH So cut the
bush brat, and let's move it like a
U-Haul Forget the
grindin shit, I
ain't tryin to get the
blueball Brrrrrrrrap bump me child, I'm speakin upon the
nitty gritty I'm a
dog HERE KITTY KITTY .. Zippidy-doo-dah, a
zippidy-zippidy-day Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way I'm Jack the
Ripper, na-nah not Jack Tripper Cause Three is not Company when your other two friends are thicker So come one friend, come two friend, come all United we stand, divide your legs so I
can fall in your bowl of cherries, Kerrie is so very thick thicker than the
Dick Tom and Harry Tom and Jerry (WHAT?) A
Woody Woodpecker You need body work, I
work that body, I'm a
bodywrecker Intersector, I'm the
nectar plus the
plum I
manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb If you got some, just an eensy BIT of game then it's safe to say it's that bet you can get a
dame I
shoot, aim the
same game, yo obedientally Tell em that I
get the
drawers come off immediately Here comes a
nut slut, and we can do the
Beat Street strut and be that I'm a
mutt so what? No but if's or maybe baby, look who's talkin to It's true when I'm drunk I
might bone anything that's walkin down the
street, watchin ladies Nobody's watchin you, because you got a
baby I
ain't tryin to be a
stepfather so I
don't bother Word to mommy dearest, I
look farther Down the
road, to a
road not taken I'm tired of all these same bitches, I
need to take care a
new flower, so Joe can take a
shower and get wet, and then jet like ahhhh, seven-forty-seven I
tell the
girls my number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven Then I'm steppin, so when they call me, you'll hear "Is Common there?" Uh-uh, sorry you got the
wrong number, if you wonder I'm the
lumberjack Choppin down the
cherry tree and never comin back It's like that and it'll be like that Because a
dog is a
woman's best friend black