California Christmastime
(专辑: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 1 - Volume 1) - 2016)
[Rebecca:] Well, you can take your snow and shove it This is our Christmas and we love it It's a
hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese That's the
way that California does it [Josh Chan:] Even our Santa has a
suntan He's also an unemployed stuntman [Rebecca:] Is he even awake? [Santa:] Yeah, I'm just really baked [Josh:] If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can! [Rebecca & Josh:] California Christmastime It's just a
golden state of mind Chet's nuts roasting in the
bright sunlight! [Rebecca:] Put on some pants, Chet! [Rebecca & Josh:] And what would Christmas be without Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought [Josh:] But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight! [Rebecca:] Super tight! 'Cause this is California And we do Christmas right! [Josh:] Mmm, so good! [Back-up singers:] California Christmastime [Darryl:] Don we now our surf apparel And we have our own kind of Christmas carol [Paula:] It's this chick named carol She does henna tattoos [Darryl:] Carol's fifty, but no judgement She's still finding herself [Rebecca, Josh, Darryl, Paula & Carol:] We're all finding ourselves! [Greg:] Okay, there is no easy answer [Heather:] For our high rates of skin cancer [Carol:] It took my dad's life [Santa:] And it killed my wife [Greg, Heather, Carol & Santa:] Hang ten, Rudolph and prancer! [All:] California Christmastime We gather 'round and sing songs by sublime And all our local reggae bands are white The
kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn 'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn [Rebecca:] They may have gonorrhea But at least it's not frostbite! [All:] It's not frostbite! 'Cause this is California And we do Christmas right! California Christmastime California Christmastime California Christmastime California Christmastime California Christmastime California Christmastime [Rebecca:] California Christmastime Calif... You have places to be, I
get it