So Maternal
(专辑: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 2) - 2017)
[Parenting podcast host:] On today's episode, we're talking allergies. Peanuts, dairy, eggs...how do we let kids be kids, but still keep them safe? [Rebecca:] Parenting ain't harrowing, demanding or traumatic! Let's face facts, moms say that When they're not this good at it! Step aside ladies, give your babies To a
carol Brady level matriarch The
only hard part of it is, how hard I'll hit this When I
knock it out of the
park! Your hands (raise 'em up) Your glass (raise it up) Low expectations (raise 'em up) Your children, I'm gonna raise 'em up! It's instinctual, I'm a
natural I
am tireless multi-taskical My mom gave the
flame and it'll burn eternal Damn, I'm so maternal! So maternal So maternal So maternal Tommy, lunch! [Parenting podcast host:] You're listening to "mom time daily." And we're so honored to have super-mom Rebecca bunch here on our podcast today Rebecca, you are one of the
most incredible moms I
have ever seen, even though you don't have any children and you've only been babysitting for less than an hour. How do you do it? [Rebecca:] First of all, I
want to say what an honor it is for you to have me on your podcast You know, I
guess I
just instinctively get how to be a
mom and that's what sets me apart from other "mothers" [Parenting podcast host:] Agreed, other mothers are losers [Rebecca:] Heh, yes Gonna keep 'em warm, gonna keep 'em safe Gonna keep their homework free of mistakes If a
kid get hungry, I'll feed his face A
real wholesome meal—piece of cake Here, have a
piece of cake Energy (let's bring it up) The
volume (DJ, bring it up) My spotlight-light (god, bring it up) Your children, you're gonna let me bring 'em up It comes easily, it's effortless [Parenting podcast host:] Even Gwyneth said, "you're the
best at this" In her well-respected online journal... [Rebecca:] Good god, I'm so maternal! So maternal So maternal So maternal So maternal