Buttload Of Cats
(专辑: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 3) - 2018)
[Rebecca:] It's come to this, like I
knew it would Since I'm now single for good I
know just what I
gotta do I
gotta go get myself a
buttload of cats [Paula, Valencia & Heather::] A
buttload of cats! [Rebecca:] A
buttload of cats [Paula, Valencia & Heather::] Way too many cats [Rebecca:] When you're a
permanent bachelorette It's mandatory that you go out and get A
buttload of cats Oh, yeah! I
walk myself down to the
lonely lady cat store The
smell is overwhelming inside This is the
future smell of my house It's the
smell of my dreams that have died I
walk up to the
cat shelf Where the
cats are labeled big and small The
saleslady asks, "is there one you like?" And I
state, "I'll take them all!" I
want a
buttload of cats [Cats:] Meow, a
buttload of cats [Rebecca:] Give me a
buttload of cats [Cats:] Meow, a
buttload of cats Meow [Rebecca:] The
saleslady's pumped, she's closing early And headed home to her sad walk-up apartment Filled with her own buttload of cats [Cats:] Meow meow meow [Rebecca:] That she got at a
discount [Cats:] Meow meow meow [Rebecca:] 'Cause she works at the
cat store [Cats:] Meow meow meow Meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow Why have cats over time become Synonymous with loneliness? We gotta work on our collective image We need a
new publicist The
ironic part is, we're not that friendly If you're lonely, we might make it worse Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a
day Have you considered getting a
dog? [Rebecca:] Nope, I
want a
buttload of you guys [Cats:] Okay, we warned you [Rebecca:] A
buttload of cats! [Cats:] We're gonna ruin your couch [Rebecca:] There's a
lot of evidence that organisms in cat poop make you crazy [Cats:] Yes, we saw that article in the
Atlantic. And then we peed on the
Atlantic [Rebecca:] But I
still want a
buttload of cats