JAP Battle (Reprise)
(专辑: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 4) - 2019)
[AUDRA:] All of our lives you were toxic Obnoxious Now though, you've brought me from nauseous to naches I'm proud of you, Bunch You're a
grown-up, you got this Kol hakavod, you're a
goddess [REBECCA:] Me?! But you're so responsible Career's on sizzle Husband, ditto Three great kiddos You've got competence, class Plus a
skinny-ass waist And a
toned-ass ass [AUDRA:] Well, you've got a
free spirit, which I
see and commend So, like 2
Chainz without the
"NZ" at the
end I
wish you double chai For following the
tug Of your heart behind you 36 triple-D jugs [REBECCA:] Wow, what a
boost for my confidence! [AUDRA:] Yeah, I
mean, I
gotta give it up I'm pretty good at giving compliments [REBECCA:] Nice bubble, Bubbeleh, I
really hate to pop it But nobody's got a
plaudit any hotter than I
drop it [AUDRA & REBECCA:] This is... [AUDRA:] A
JAP praise fight [AUDRA & REBECCA:] Half affirmation [REBECCA:] Half cage fight [AUDRA & REBECCA:] Killing you with kindness [AUDRA:] Yeah, you're dang right [AUDRA & REBECCA:] It's a
head-to-head yasher koach mazel tov off [REBECCA:] You know what? Let's squash it, you're awesome [AUDRA:] Seconded! Same! Rebecca-wise, my game recognize game [REBECCA:] Thanks, I
appreciate that [AUDRA:] Yeah, I
mean, there's a
reason I'm called "Esteem queen Levine" [REBECCA:] Can it with the
accolades-slash-shade-catapulting You are the
one who is great at adulting All you hard work, ultimately resulting in triumph [AUDRA:] Damn, that's some sneaky insulting Skip the
emotional judo I
am the
B. Knowles-Carter of kudos [REBECCA:] I'm the
Lebron James of acclaim [AUDRA:] Then you might as well call me the
Michelle of the
kvell [REBECCA:] Go to hell! [AUDRA & REBECCA:] This is... [AUDRA:] A
JAO cheer scrimmage [AUDRA & REBECCA:] Like a
rap battle [REBECCA:] But the
mirror image [AUDRA & REBECCA:] Both of us'll feel great [AUDRA:] When we're finished [REBECCA:] Giving a
dope-slap of dap to this JAP... Which does stand for Jewish-American Princess, a
term that, on one hand, does reinforce negative, negative stereotypes about both Jews and women but, on the
other hand, is a
term that we want to reclaim and own. Also, should acknowledge that me saying "dap to this jap" is appropriative and a
little problematic, if we're being honest. This is touchy stuff and it's pretty complicated But I
noticed the
dynamic and I
thought that I
should name it Just like I
hated you, but now I
kinda like you This song's another thing I
can see two sides to [AUDRA:] Terrific self-awareness [REBECCA:] Knock it off, Audra! You never stop, do you? [AUDRA:] Can't and don't wanna [REBECCA:] You're a
wonderful lady But an insufferable baby [AUDRA:] Should we make out? [REBECCA:] What?! No! Maybe...