Such Horrible Things
(专辑: The Greatest Show Unearthed - 2007)
Sit back now Let me tell you a
tale Where justice does not prevail About an ill-fated life So very full of strife Where two wrongs do not make a
right So When I
was born I
did surely scorn My proud parent's name Then their lives went down the
drain Drove them insane My birth was a
curse I
bit the
nurse Oh, but I
love the
worst I
deserve to be slowly submersed Dried out then laid in a
hearse When I
was two I
poured super glue Into my fathers hair As he sat unaware In his arm chair Much to his dismay Had to cut it all away Oh, but it felt great I
deserve to be cut and filleted Then tossed about in disarray Until the
pieces melt away I
am not a
bad man Even though I
do bad things Very bad things Such horrible things But it's not quite what it seems (Not quite what he seems) Not quite what I
seem Aw, hell It's exactly what it seems When I
was four I'd wait by the
door With a
knife in my hand And a
most devious plan It would be quite grand As the
mail fell through the
slot The
sharp edge he got Oh, but I
love the
thought I
deserve to be tied in a
knot Broken bones and blood clots When I
was six I
used to trick The
next door neighbors son In the
woods we would run Time for fun Hide and seek has a
cost He would be forever lost Oh, but I
love to scoff I
deserve to have my head lopped off Hidden and covered in moss Until this memory's forgot I
am not a
bad man Even though I
do bad things Very bad things Such horrible things But it's not quite what it seems (Not quite what he seems) Not quite what I
seem Aw, hell It's exactly what it seems When I
was eight I
used to hate The
color of my house So as quite as a
mouse I
burned it down To the
ground When no one was around Oh, but I
love the
sound I
deserve to be quickly put down Rotting six feet underground When I
was ten I
used to pretend To drown in the
sea 'Til they'd come to rescue me Then preceed To laugh in their face Such a
disgrace Oh, but I
love the
taste I
deserve to have my brains displaced All over the
fireplace Until this life has been erased I
am not a
bad man Even though I
do bad things Very bad things Such horrible things But it's not quite what it seems (Not quite what he seems) Not quite what I
seem Aw, hell It's exactly what it seems When I
was twelve I
used to delve Into evil schemes Just to elicit screams Boost my self asteem Pushed my sister down a
well She just fell Oh, but I
love to dwell I
deserve to roast deep down in hell Where no one can hear me yell When I
was fourteen Nothing much happened Well, there was that one time I
am not a
bad man Even though I
do bad things Very bad things Such horrible things But it's not quite what it seems (Not quite what he seems) Not quite what I
seem Aw, hell It's exactly what it seems When I
was sixteen Life was frightening My brother was quite dull So with laughter in my skull Pushed him in a
hole Then buried him alive He barely survived Oh, but I
love the
cries I
deserve to be battered and fried In an electric chair that's set on high Now that I'm eighteen I
still hate things From this padded cell I
call my home No friends, no phone No life to call my own Here I
will lie Until the
very day I
die Until my blood begins to dry And I
return to the
darkness from whence I
came So I
am not a
bad man Even though I
do bad things Very bad things Such horrible things But it's not quite what it seems Not quite what I
seem Aw, hell I'm exactly what I
seem