President Song
(专辑: Live And Loud At Billy Bob's Texas - 2002)
Oh if I
were president, I'd make you understand No more questions no more lies, I
will tell you the
truth looking in your eyes If I
were president. Well first and for most son Jesus Christ is the
only one, You're going to talk to when your day begins. I'm going to pass a
law that says everyday you got to get down on your knees and pray, Thank the
man for dying for you sins. [Chorus:] If I
were president, I
would make you understand Jesus is the
man he's the
reason that we stand, if I
were president We're gonna put the
word out on the
streets no more Washington, DC, I'm gonna make this country big and strong. No more paying of your taxes The
capital is Pampa, Texas, that's the
only place a
house that big belongs. [Chorus:] If I
were president, the
blue-collar man won't get the
shaft. Nobody's gonna laugh when Jason Boland is my chief of staff, If I
were president. Well, Iraqi boys you must be nuts, You're digging yourself deeper in a
rut. I
got a
way to end your problems soon. We'll bring home every one of our boys And pull out our biggest badest toy And blow you crazy bastards to the
moon. [Chorus:] If I
were president, nobody's going to push us around. If they threaten us or put us down we'll burn there county to the
ground. If I
were president. Well, I
got one for you Sadaam Hussein We'll resurrect General John Wayne, Put together a
very simple plan. We'll put down our nukes put down our guns And you and the
duke will be one on one And he'll kick your ass as if you were a
man. [Chorus:] If I
were president, If I
were president. If you don't like Willie Nelson, you got to go to prison. If I
were president. So cash your vote and make it me And if I
win the
beer is free if I
were president