Santa Baby

Santa baby, I hear you've got some presents for me
Miley, I've been an awfully good girl
Santa baby, still hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I don't need any fancy jewelry
Not me, I've got something else in mind
Santa baby, and I don't need your presents tonight

Don't want diamonds, cash or stocks
Nothing that comes in a box
No more fluff, I've had enough
And I can buy my own damn stuff

Santa baby, I've got a baller car of my own
No loans, I bought it all by myself
Santa baby, with zero help from Elf on a Shelf

Listen Santa to what I say
A girl's best friend is an equal pay
So stop interrupting me when I talk
And don't text me pictures of your...

Santa baby, I'd love to know my ass won't get grabbed
At work by some ignorant jerk
Tell the dirtbag to put away the chimney tonight
Put away the chimney tonight
So put away your chimney tonight
Just put away your chimney tonight