Jussummen
(专辑: Dead Serious - 1992)
Well I'm the
jibber jabber, jaw like Shabba Ranks making bank, operating like Trapper John M.D., yea, that's what folks tell me I
plan on going far and be a
star like Marcus Welby So there, dear, uhum, you suit though Yes, I
makes the
ruckus, causing ruckus like Menudo Or Judo, I
kicks it, I
throws them when I
gamble And when I
swings my thing, I
take a
swing like Mickey Mantle But um, I
got more flavors than a
pack of Now and Laters Beg your pardon, Mr. Keebler, but I
love Vanilla Wafers See, I
got it going on cause of the
songs that I
write I
got it going on cause my crew is nuff hype Plus I
zitz em, I
zamz em, I
grams em like Zorro I
shop at D'Agastino for a
bag of Stella D'oro Breadsticks, oh yes it's the
books plus three Of my cousins, Crazy Drazy, A-Blitz and D
Cause we're Jussumen that's on the
mic... Yiggity yes, back up, I
just come like Shaka Zulu, I
pop like Orville Redenbacher When I'm proper, I
dibbity dibble dabble with my winnings I
drop a
Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons I'm funky, spunky, I
clock bread like Wonder I'll jump up and flex, make you think I'm Jane Fonda I
shiggity slam Rito, I'm laidback like Tito I
good gots 'nuff wisdom like Mama Montigo, amigo Se Puente? Yes I
can samba I'm known like Gerardo, sheesh, ay caramba The
jibbity jibba jammage, always with the
hippity houser I
gots crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser So cool out, Purno, I
burn you no jive I
wickity wax that scalp like Alberto V.O. Five Diggity damn right half pint, I
taste great like Bud Lite I'm well known like Spike or Walter Cronkite Cause we're Jussumen that's on the
mic... Check it, one for the
money, two for the
show Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, Ho! Yep, I
got my moms, I
got my girl, I
got my friends In the
States I'm making dollars, in Japan, I'm making Yens With the
new style, meanwhile, my real name is William I'm quick to break a
slut like Donald Trump can break a
million Or zillion, I
kills 'em, I
watches All My Children I'm hard as Plymouth Rock, you silly schmuck, just ask the
Pilgrims I
was strong from the
get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo I
never caught the
cooties from a
floozy or a
bimbo Like Chico, I'm the
man, yes indeed, I
got the
smart, so When I
take a
stand, just take a
seat like Rosa Parks Some tomato, tomahto, baloney, bologna I
use to fraggle rock ya but now I
fraggle stone ya A
loner, I
can't swim, I'm laughing in my hoodie And I
get down and boogie-oogie-oogie Cause we're Jussumen that's on the
mic... I'm like Slick Rick the
Ruler but I'm cooler than a
Calvin My mom's name is June, my pops name is Alvin I'm not your Curt Gowdy but I'm outtie, sayonara So hit the
road Jack so I
can welcome back Kotter I
figgity flash the
ill shit, I
flips them when I
get them I
chills with the
Books now I'm paid out the
rectum No comp, I
stiggity stomp em all out like Sasquatch I'm deep, no steep, I'll make you wanna join backwash (zoom) I
diggity drops a
jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna I
gave a
crewcut to Sinéad O'Connor Your honor, I'm bad to the
bone, word is bond Cause me and Mrs. Jones, we got a
thing going on Yes I
am, my gibitibibity bedroom will not end 'Til the
diggity cows come home, take the
Gitney again Cause it's crazy, so give it a
rest toots, don't you know me I
go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni Cause we're Jussumen that's on the
mic...