DOUCHEBAG

You're falling for a douchebag! Doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag! Doucheba-ag!

D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!

D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!

He takes longer then you to get ready!
He shaves his legs but swears that he's not gay!
He lotions up other girls at the beach!
Romantic night to him is Chuck E Cheese!

Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
He'll let you down, let you down down!
(Down, down!)
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Tell you to lose some pounds, lose some pound pounds!
(Pound, pounds!)

He always makes you cry!
So girl don't be surprised!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You hope that he will change!
But he'll just stay the same!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!

Yeah!

He's an excuse for a man,
Who gets his tan from a can!
F-word tatooed on his hand,
'Cause he's so cool.
(Dude, I'm so cool!)
He makes you massage his feet,
His dog sits in the front seat!
His farts are never discrete,
And he'll always be a tool.

I wanna love you,
You know I would do anything for you!
I wanna help you,
But you just keep on letting him hurt you!

He'll hurt you!

He always makes you cry!
So girl don't be surprised!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You hope that he will change!
But he'll just stay the same!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!

D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!