Snapchat Lyf

Man this snapchat shit
It's too good

It all started when I called my friend to have a talk
He said, "We can snapchat". Why you wanna chat for?
So I went and got it from the app store
The next thing you know I'm all addicted like a crack whore
It started off taking pictures I was that bored
My friends are like "Why you got to send me every damn thought?"
Cause you can photograph, write something and draw
On it, all colours. I just sound like an add for it
Haha. Fuck it, it's down sized trust me
I'm trying to be on instagram, but it just keeps buzzing
Let alone, eat some food. Let alone, study
I never see my friends, I snapchat them no worries like:
"What's up bro", they're like "What's up bro"
We just say nothing, but it's so damn fun though
Red ones, purple ones. I open all my cubes
It goes 'Tap to Load' man, 'Press and Hold to view'
Hoping that all you cop is nudes
But all you get is people taking picture of their shoes (Ah, what?)
The sad reality, your dog is not that cute (Sorry)
I've got to put my phone away, I've got a lot to do

But Snapchat, it's so addictive n shit

I was the guy dissing selfies, saying they're lame (Mm, They are)
But fuck it man, selfies are the name of the game (I guess so)
But you've got to do it sneeky if you're taking the train
That's called 'The look-away', quickly just take it and aim
Like, hope nobody noticed. Now don't forget to focus
Or it will come out bogus, now share your precious moments
How I'm use to feeling when you see the photos open (I know right)
But there is no reply, so you just sit there hoping
It comes in 20 minutes, so you know they've been posing
And it's the dead of winter, and they don't have no clothes on
That's when you know you're in man, that shit is heaps hot
And when that type of images comes, you want to take a screenshot (Come on...)
But you don't cause you're decent, or the real reason is
Snapchat has a feature, so they gonna fucking see it. (What, is that?)

(That's weak shit Snapchat. How are you gonna do us like that?
Really? Still a good app
I'm so addicted to this shit
I'm just gonna do the third verse right now, cool
Snapchat!)

Yo, but sometimes I see a lot of weird shit
Some keep me up at night and really have a nightmare shit
I'm appalled at, these photos that are all black
With writing, you should have texted me. You're in the wrong app
And please don't take a photo of your ball-sack
I really don't want that, you'll be out of my contacts
I swear, all your hairy chest like fucking Borat
Put that shit away man, or I will not send you on back

(You know my thing, it's: 'alldaychubbyboy' Add me)