A Ziltoidian Rapture

(专辑： Contain Us - 2011)

And so, triumphantly, without even a hint of irony
The hero of the day proudly declares himself master of the universe
And towards the contempt, the omnipresent contempt
He replies to the criticisms, in a full, sonorous tone of voice
"Eat a bag of dick! All of you! As if it were the last bag of dicks ever!"

The reason that this evolved fully
And beyond anything that requires further analysis
I say unto thee, I am an irretrievable narcisist
I feel that which I create from the infinite sorce
You and your cronies shall receive nothing
You should expect nothing, except for my pity
Scorn, and profound beauty

Dinner is served in the grand cafe of the mind
You there, come, believe. Yes, cling on to me
Klingons in Uranus. Quiet, quiet, ssshhh, quiet now
The universe speaks to me in tongues
The tongues of many, the minds of few
The silence is deadly
The deadliness is
Profoundly large!

Stardate 59254
After months of fighting off the insurgencies,
I, Ziltoid the Omniscient, with my crew full of like-minded imbeciles
Tired, scorned, and full of contempt for ourselves
(Must trust in ourselves my friends)
Tell me, are you going to finish all that yourself?

The knot backwards, upon his jaws he put his beard
They make laments upon the wonderous truths
Ow! Ow! Ow! Grab me your hand and pluck
The branch lit off the great thorn
And the trunk cried
"Why dost thou mangle me?"
What's to be?

(One is all connected, tungsten body glowing mind)
Crew, we have arrived
Though, this part of the universe, strange
So mysterious, yet beautiful
The home of the fabled hurtling weenie bog
Yes, psychoactive minds collecting into one, one
One universal testicle!

(What's the point of this? Where's the happiness)
Penis! (we've been promised?)
Eeeyeah!
Running! Bereft of the futile past and the stinking present
Yes, every step towards the goal is a step backwards
In terms of my ability to urinate in public

(Home, home, home, home) Sing!
(I go home, home, home home) Sing to me of the stars!
(When we meet you god we go home)
Sing to me of physical contact with sexual organs
During your formative years
(When we meet your god we will say)

Say goodbye, you know I've tried
But now the time to mourn has died
It's cold inside the worm
Nothing ever bothers me now
Yes!

Lady Vagine, you know I'm dying
But to my surprise, the punishment subsides
It's cold outside, my son

Nothing ever bothers you now

I survive
Nothing ever bothers Juular
Eye for an eye, I survived and god damned you, hey!
I survive
Nothing ever bothers Juular
Eye for an eye, I survived and god damns you
Juular! You gargle my alien nut sack!
(God damns you)

Lady of mine, you know I'm trying
But to buy the buy, this boy must die
It's cold inside, my love
Nothing ever bothers me now

I survive
Nothing ever bothers Juular
Eye for an eye, I survived and god damned you, hey!
I survive
Nothing ever bothers Juular
Eye for an eye, I survived and god damns you

(Say goodbye)
Ladies and gentlemen
(You know I've tried)
Ziltoid the Omniscient can not survive on good will alone
I need your coffee. And by coffee, I mean money
Provide your income on Ziltoidian trinkets and dolls
Epicloud is next. Enjoy capitalism
And then my minions, do you know what comes next?
After comes Zed Squared!

Tell me you want it!
(All beef patties, pickes, onions, on a sesame seed bun)
Bun!
(All beef patties, pickes, onions, on a sesame seed bun)
Oh glorious cheeseburger, the secrets of the universe
Are between your bum cheeks!
(All beef patties, pickes, onions, on a sesame seed bun)
Cheeseburger!

This is Ziltoid the Omnisicient signing off
Thank you for your attention!
Thus ends the DTP!