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The Humpty Dance
(专辑: Sex Packets - 1990)
[Verse 1: Humpty Hump (Shock G)] All right! Stop whatcha doing 'cause I'm about to ruin the
image and the
style that ya used to. I
look funny, but yo I'm making money, see so yo world I
hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the
new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the
Underground. I
drink up all the
Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a
Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I
like to hump thee. And all the
rappers in the
top ten-please allow me to bump thee. I'm stepping tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the
stereos pump me. I
like to rhyme, I
like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I
like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I
get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere-are ya ticklish? Yeah, I
called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from getting busy I'm a
freak I
like the
girls with the
boom I
once got busy in a
Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still getting in the
girls' pants and I
even got my own dance [Chorus:] The
Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
hump Do the
Humpty Hump, come on and do the
Humpty Hump Do the
Humpty Hump, just watch me do the
Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the
Humpty Hump Do the
Humpty Hump, do the
Humpty Hump [Verse 2:] People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I
get things cooking Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I
give 'em more, see, and on the
floor, B, all the
girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being sincere 'cause in a
69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a
pickle, I'm still getting paid I
get laid by the
ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm living and my nose is large I
get stoopid, I
shoot an arrow like Cupid, I
use a
word that don't mean nothing, like looptid I
sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the
one who said just grab 'em in the
biscuits Also told ya that I
like to bite Well, yeah, I
guess it's obvious, I
also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a
chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. [Chorus] [Breakdown:] Oh, yeah, that's the
break, y'all Let me hear a
little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I
told ya a
little bit about myself let me tell ya a
little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out [Verse 3:] First I
limp to the
side like my leg was broken Shaking and twitching kinda like I
was smoking Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a
fit or a
convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the
same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humping, funking, jumping, jig around, shaking ya rump, and when the
dude a
chump pump points a
finger like a
stump tell him step off, I'm doing the
Hump. [Chorus] Black people, do the
Humpty Hump, do the
Humpty Hump White people, do the
Humpty Hump, do the
Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the
Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the
hump Samoans, do the
Humpty Hump, do the
Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! [Chorus] Oh, yeah, come on and break it down [Outro:] Once again, the
Underground is in the
house I'd like to send a
shout out to the
whole world, keep on doing the
Humpty Dance, and to the
ladies, peace and humptiness forever [Music and fade]
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