The Odd Couple
(专辑: Who Got The Gravy? - 1998)
[Humpty Hump] Good googily goo Look what the
cat dragged in The
mack's back in, we snap-crack in We got the
jokes for you Uh, look who the
Hump bumped into The
old one-two, rhyme sayer, the
paper maker Biz lay the
vapours [Biz Markie] I'm the
vapour sprayer for the
himilayas The
M-iza A-ya R-iza K-aya I'm the
mayor Leaving emcees in a
ditch [Humpty Hump] So get ready, we 'bout to start a
fight in this bitch [Biz Markie] Humpty dumpty had a
fight with his moms He broke both her legs and both of her arms Tidy Bowl Man tried to throw a
fit I
told his punk ass he was full of Shhhh... [Humpty Hump] Shut your mouth biz See you're allways trying to take it further I
heard you bit a
burger, with a
funky worm in it well you had to play stupid 'cause you didn't clear the
sample and lordy lord, got you pushing hot dogs [Biz Markie] Tupac was the
only one that was living large And Humpty your nose is a
two-car garage I
know you got sooooul I
heard you don't eat pussy you be eating booty hole [Humpty Hump] No my nose be in the
booty, my tounge be in her vertical smile I
heard your sister had sex with Colin Powell [Biz Markie] Your moms don't brush her teeth I
heard her breath was strong [Humpty Hump] Yo you wrong [Both] Why can't we just get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends Why can't we just get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends The
odd couple [Biz Markie] The
city so nice, they had to name it twice New York, New York, the
land of lights We got the
fashion, the
widget, the
project ditches The
Apollo, the
Broadway, The
Garden, the
Pictures [Humpty Hump] So? We got the
palm trees, Gs being Hollywood swinging large Cars around the
block with the
stars on the
sidewalk Every stop lights a
show case, not lexuses Brothers in Hummers following other friends in Benzesus [Biz Markie] Ya, that's cool, Y'all doing your thing But look what they did to that man Rodney King They beat him, and stomped him, like a
bunch of grapes when I
seen him he looked like the
Planet of the
Apes [Humpty Hump] Ya you right, police don't act tight but in the
riots yo California niggas wasn't scared to go at poh poh [Biz Markie] So yo, I'll take you down like Mavis Every Burrough is Thurough, don't forget Larry Davis [Both, trading lines, Humpty is first] We got Dre and Quincy Jones, homes Primo and Puff, Hump Easy E
and Tupac nigga Scott La Rock and Biggie nigga Compton Bronx Oakland Brooklyn Bridge Golden Gate, plus Huey Newton Malcom X
You got rats Earth quakes Well at least you'll never catch me wearing wigs in my videos Oh, you don't have to go there, with your big, plastic nose What about your big ass head? What about your buck ass teeth? Your moms so black, I
looked at her and thought that i
was asleep Your nasty ass moms gave me ear infection over the
phone Come on man, why we can't get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends Why can't we just get along? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends The
odd couple [twice]