H.B.D.M.F.
(专辑: Turn Up That Dial - 2021)
This is your time This is your day You've waited and wondered You've pondered and planned Where will you stay? What would they say? How will you get there? Where will you go? What will they give you? How many friends will show? Happy birthday Here's to ya Happy birthday everyone Buy 'em a
beer, give 'em a
cheer Some love and affection A
gift card, a
cake, and a
hug What self-respecting adult Makes a
big deal of their birthday? It's time to simmer down And stop acting like you're 10 But we know you're a
really big deal So let's get it out of the
way For you and nearly 2
million other Important people born today Happy birthday Here's to ya We know all about it 'Cause you told everyone It's attention that you seek It's a
birthday, not a
week You're a
wicked sick Sad, selfish son of a
gun Throw yourself a
big old party Rent yourself a
big old hall Send out invitations To your shitty birthday ball Stop posting pictures and videos You think you're so cinematic Blow out those freaking candles And get over it Don't be so dramatic Happy birthday Here's to ya Happy birthday everyone No more beers, no more cheers No more love and affection No gift cards, no cakes, and no hugs Happy birthday Here's to ya We know all about it 'Cause you told everyone It's attention that you seek It's a
birthday, not a
week You're a
wicked sick Sad, selfish son of a
gun You're a
wicked sick Sad, selfish son of a
gun