Aging Jerk
(专辑: Hit Your Head - 2015)
The
dialogue feels guilty Full of exposition I
give it, oh one out of five The
motivation's money Characters drop in and they drop out I
give it, oh two out of five Would watch again Would watch again Would watch again The
setting's unclear The
tone is confused I
give it, oh three out of five The
pacing's wrong We've still got problems I
give it, oh four out of five Was worth my time Was worth my time Was worth my time Critics agree great aggregate scores are a
modern classic The
fans agree great fun at the
theater of Blockbuster The
suits agree great return on investment, a
greenlit sequel The
lead agrees great esteem gets piled, an obvious Oscar The
world agrees great universal themes, a
real piece of art Deities agree great god almighty ah, blessed from on high Something to pass some hours It's something to eat your day Something to pass some hours It's something to eat your day The
projector's broken The
screen has stains I
give it, five out of five The
popcorn's burnt My foot is stuck I
give it, six out of five