The Bluegrass Widow
(专辑: The Live Album - 1988)
It's been five years come this autumn, she remembers well the
day The
day the
fever got him, and took him far away Far away from always knowing that the
love they shared was true Far away the
fiddler's bowing, the
grass forever blue It was in the
dead of winter when her man first caught the
chill And he said he heard the
angels singing "Cabin on the
Hill" Through the
springtime he was groaning "The good times are past and gone" By the
summer she was moaning "Old lover please come home" Now she stands out in the
midnight in the
moonlight all aglow She prays to Carter Stanley "Won't you please tell Bill Monroe Rather be in some dark hollow or some dark deep shady grove Than to be a
bluegrass widow" [Spoken:] I
started listening to bluegrass music in Bryan Duckworth's rust red 1970 Ford Maverick. Had an eight track tape deck and an eight track tape of Bill Monroe's Greatest Hits. We used to skip second period chemistry and go over to the
Shamrock station across the
street from the
high school and get a
case of Texas Pride beer. Charge it on my dad's credit card and get 'em to write it up as oil so dad never knew the
difference. Then we'd ride around and drink Texas Pride, listen to Bill Monroe. Soon we got to be bluegrass experts. And we'd stop in another Shamrock station and get another Texas Pride case, drink that and listen to the
Stanley Brothers and then we'd go get a
tape of Jim and Jesse and it was on to the
Kentucky Colonels and Mack Wiseman and the
New Grass Revival, Peter Rowan, and finally I
got the
brilliant idea one day to take all the
greatest bluegrass song titles in the
world and string 'em together to make this song right here, The
Bluegrass Widow. Quite possibly the
worst bluegrass song ever written. I
did this in tribute to the
Front Porch Boys, which was a
bluegrass band I
was in in College Station, Texas. We were a
little four piece band, we played weddings and parties and out on the
porch and beer joints and one weekend on a
handful of cheap amphetamines, we decided to go to Crockett, Texas. We entered the
International Bluegrass Band Competition and took second place. We could play faster than anybody in the
competition. The
other two bands took first and third, respectively. I
met some friends and went off into the
night separated from the
Front Porch Boys and met back up with them in the
cold, gray light of dawn, as the
bluegrass songs say. They were standing underneath a
giant pine tree there in Crockett singing the
rudest, most grotesque, nastiest bluegrass songs you've ever heard in your life. I'm talking about the
kind of song where not only is the
character in the
song dead by the
end of the
song, but he's been dismembered as well. And the
Front Porch Boys stopped and looked up at me just long enough to say, "We're taking bluegrass music where it's never been before. And we're not taking you with us 'cuz you don't have that high and lonesome sound that bluegrass music requires." Well, I'm not one to fight failure. I
packed up my stuff and left. The
Front Porch Boys broke up three days later when they realized I
owned the
PA system. "Will you miss me when I'm gone?" were his final words to her "Darling think of what you've done," then replied his Knoxville girl And the
leaves had started turning when his mind began to fail Then he broke down in a
breakdown, now she wears a
long black veil. And she stands out in the
midnight in the
moonlight all aglow She prays to Carter Stanley "Won't you please tell Bill Monroe Rather be in some dark hollow or some dark deep shady grove Than to be a
bluegrass widow" And she stands out in the
midnight in the
moonlight all aglow She prays to Carter Stanley "Won't you please tell Bill Monroe Rather be in some dark hollow or some dark deep shady grove Than to be a
bluegrass widow"