That Don't Impress Me Much

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the walls
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?
No, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid if it should fall out of place

Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you think you're Brad Pitt

That don't impress me much
So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?
No, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys that like to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Come on baby tell me, you must be joking right?

Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car

That don't impress me much
So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
No, don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much