T.V. Mama

I was in my bed a-sleeping, oh-boy, what a dream
I was in my bed sleeping, oh-boy, what a dream
I was dreaming 'bout my TV Mama, the one with the big, wide screen

She got great big eyes
And little bitty feet
And in the waist, she's so nice and neat
She's my TV Mama, one with the big, wide screen
Every time she loves me, man, she makes me scream

Oh, she's mighty fine, lovely picture

Got a taste like candy, boys, I really go for sweets
I love her from her head down to her little bitty feet

Yeah, she's my TV Mama, one with the big, wide screen
Every time she loves me, oh yes, I'm bound to scream

I'm just kind-a rolling, tumbling
Talking all out of my head
Well just, I'm rolling and tumbling
Man, I'm talking all out of my head
And when my baby shook me
Man, I fell right out of bed