The Kiss (Skit)
(专辑: The Eminem Show - 2002)
[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna kill her. I'm going to fucking jail, cause I'm gonna kill this bitch. [Gary] Yo' man [Eminem] What? [Gary] I
don't know. [Gary] I
got a
really, really bad feeling about this. [Eminem] Man, would you shut the
fuck up Gary. You've always got a
bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park. [Gary] Alright, just let me park. I'm parking! [Eminem] Fucking, turn the
car off dog. [Gary] Alright. [Eminem] Alright, we wait. [Gary] We wait for what? [Eminem] We wait until she comes out and then I'm gonna fucking kill her. [Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody. [Eminem] Man, just shut the
fuck up dog. [Gary] What the
fuck did you bring that for? [Eminem] Just shut up, fucking clip is empty. It's not--. [Gary] Don't point that shit at me! [Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look! [Gary] Dude! God I
fucking hate when you do that shit. [Eminem] Ha ha, ya but it's funny as fuck. [Gary] You're gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I
swear. [Eminem] Gets you every time. Is that her? [Gary] Where? [Eminem] Right there motherfucker. [Gary] Yeah, fuck. [Eminem] Alright, get down, get down. [Gary] Here we go again. [Eminem] Get down! [Gary] The
fuck! Want me to get under the
car? [Eminem] Yo', who's she walking with? [Gary] The
fuck am I
supposed to know? You told me to duck down. [Eminem] It's the
fucking bouncer. Did she just kiss him? [Gary] I
don't think so. [Eminem] Dog, she just fucking kissed him. [Gary] No, she didn't! [Eminem] She's kissing him dog! She fucking kissed [Gary] No she's not...oh shit. [Eminem] C'mon, motherfucker! [Gary] MAARRSSHH!!!