So Much Better
(专辑: The Marshall Mathers LP 2 - 2013)
You fucking groupie, pick up the
goddamn phone Bitch, where the
fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say? I
wasn't at the
studio, bitch, what'd you do? Screw Dre? You went there looking for me? Boo that excuse is too lame Keep playing me, you gon' end up with a
huge goose egg You fake lying slut you never told me you knew Drake And Lupe? you wanna lose two legs? You trying to flip this on me? If I
spent more time with you, you say OK, yeah and I'm coo-coo, ay? Well screw you and I'll be the
third person who screwed you today Oh, fourth Dre, Drake, Lupe oohm touché Well you're too two-faced for me thought you was my number one true blue ace But you ain't And I
can't see you when you make that wittle boo-boo face 'Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo you make my fucking Bluetooth ache You're feeling blue, too late Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurf and puke blue Kool Aid Here's what you say to someone you hate My life would be so much better, if you just dropped dead I
was laying in bed last night thinking and this thought just popped in my head And I
thought, wouldn't shit just be a
lot easier if you dropped dead? I
would feel so much much better Think I
just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the
brink Hop on the
freeway, tryna get some time alone and just think 'Til the
cops pulled me over but they let me go 'cause I
told 'em I'm only driving drunk 'cause that bitch drove me to drink I'm back on my fuck hoes, with a
whole new hatred for blondes But bias? I
hate all bitches the
same, baby come on Excuse the
pun but bitch is such a
'broad' statement and I'm Channeling my anger through every single station that's on 'Cause a
woman broke my he-art I
say he-art 'Cause she ripped it in two pa-arts and threw it in the
garbage Who do you think you a-are bitch? Guess it's time for me to get the
dust off and pick myself up off the
carpet But I'll never say the
L-word again I
lo-lo-lo-lo lesbian Aaahhh I
hope you hear this song and go into a
cardiac arrest My life'd be so much better if you just My life would be so much better, if you just dropped dead I
was laying in bed last night thinking and this thought just popped in my head And I
thought, wouldn't shit just be a
lot easier if you dropped dead? I
would feel so much much better 'Cause you told me you'd love me forever bitch that was a
lie Now I
never wanted someone to die so bad in my fucking life But fuck it there's other fish in the
sea And I'm a
have a
whale of a
time being a
single sailor For the
night, bitch on a
scale of One to ten shit I
must be the
Holy Grail of Catches hoe I
got an Oscar attached to my fucking name (dayla) I
might hit the
club find a
chick that's tailor Made for me say fuck it kick some shots back get hammered and nail her These bitches tryna get attached but they're failing to latch onto the
tail of My bumper they're scratching at the
back of my trailer Like I'm itching to get hitched, yeah I'm rich as a
bitch But bitches ain't shit I'd rather leave a
bitch in a
ditch Bitch you complain when you listen to this But you still throw yourself at me that's what I
call pitching a
bitch That's why I'm swinging at these chicks on-site Long as I
got a
bat and two balls it's 'foul' but my dick's on 'strike' So all that love shit is null and void, bitch I'm a
droid I
avoid Cupid stupid. Wasn't for blow jobs you'd be unemployed Oye, yoy-yoy Man oh, man your boy-boy-boy's Getting sick of these girls-girls-girls, oink oink oink You fucking pigs all you're good for is doink doink doink I
got 99 problems and a
bitch ain't one She's all 99 of 'em, I
need a
machine gun I'll take 'em all out, I
hope you hear this song and go into a
cardiac arrest Have a
heart attack and just Drop dead and I'm a
throw a
fucking party after this 'Cause, yes My life would be so much better, if you just dropped dead (I hate you) I
was laying in bed last night thinking and this thought just popped in my head (You made me like this way) And I
thought, wouldn't shit just be a
lot easier if you dropped dead? (Bitch) I
would feel so much much better I'm just playing bitch, you know I
love you