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Offended
(专辑: Revival - 2017)
You claim if you get knocked by the
cops You'll give 'em not even a
statement Walk in the
arraignment, shoot the
bailiff Karate kick the
plaintiff Gotti with the
stainless I'll just call it shoddy entertainment If y'all was in the
party getting faded On molly, had the
audience sedated You wouldn't catch a
body if it fainted Probably let it fall and hit the
pavement But you'd be the
first lobbying to claim it Bitch, stop being a
lame Your hobby isn't robbery and dismembering body limbs Like you was Tommy Lynn Sells And chainsawing them in the
basement Hardly fits your job description Ain't nobody dipping out the
back of the
club like, "Oh my God, he's trippin'" Only time you get the
blade is probably with the
dang lawn equipment, ain't it? Wouldn't take a
bobby pin and wave it I
need to stop being debated You're still copying, Xeroxing, I'm still copping a
feel Like Bill Cosby at will, popping a
pill then spill Oxys in Jill's coffee Then send her out to the
hotel lobby a
lil' wobbly and still groggy This blonde fuck's reprehensible misconducts, never sensible Kiss my butt, my set of principles is gone But 'til I
get the
President to respond My pen and pencil is a
missile launcher And send it to Mitch McConnell Just as big of a
bitch as Donald Shit's on, bruh Let me sing this shit soprano While I
do it pizzicato Ivanka, stiff-arm her While I'm hitting on Melania And this song's for all ya 'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me They want me to go eat some worms (I hope you offended) And drag my name through the
mud, through the
dirt But I'ma make you eat your words (I hope you offended) You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up 'Cause you're only gonna make things worse (I hope you offended) 'Cause I
swear when I
get up I'm never gonna let up 'Til everybody eats my turds These drums and hard snares bring out the
worst in me Like Justin Ross Harris at a
nursery Going ham at candy yam on nanny cam I'm getting handys with the
zanny Xannys in the
Caddy armrest I'm imagining objects, so I'm batting cobwebs From a
daddy longleg And Hamtramck, got the
panoramic camera Xanax, a
banana hammock and a
Santa hat I'm smelling like a
damn mechanic With a
chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a
Spanish accent Twice her age and I'm acting half it Grow up? Nah Not that I
know of, y'all Basement just got a
fricking overhaul, got a
stripper pole installed Started rolling all through those Klonopins like a
bowling ball Like an overdose on twice the
ratio of Propofol and go through no withdrawal While I
get fellatio and give a
facial to an interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolezal You're so appalled, so's my manager Bitch I'm amateur, fuck a
pro career Coast is clear, but nowhere to go from here And nobody's close, so don't compare They ain't nowhere near, I'm way over here My competition can't see me 'Cause I
don't own a
mirror But Marshall, you are terrific, so smart and gifted I'm so narcissistic, when I
fart, I
sniff it Do a
fake dab to smell my armpits with it Your anxiety's throwing gang signs But I
made strides with these rape lines I'm cutting back on women hate crimes Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes Bang, bang, bang, bang time Dang knives'll butcher them gay wives You're gonna need sutures the
same size As the
blade I
push into captcha When I
pull 'em like sleigh rides Gotta stab a
bitch at least eight times To make it on Dateline I
came to stake my claim like a
canine Waiting in a
buffet line So Kellyanne Conway, I'm a
really bad hombre Come play, belly dance on me I've been making wedding plans all day 'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me They want me to go eat some worms (I hope you offended) And drag my name through the
mud, through the
dirt But I'ma make you eat your words (I hope you offended) You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up 'Cause you're only gonna make things worse (I hope you offended) 'Cause I
swear when I
get up I'm never gonna let up 'Til everybody eats my turds Eight-year-old with the
wordplay Girl, take this pole like a
survey Today wasn't my birthday But I'm caked up like a
dessert tray So we're in shape 'Cause you're in a
slurring state I'm a
ten, you're an eight, like what I
do before, after, and during rape You wanna get into a
pissing contest and find out who's better? And they made a
fool out of what I
pulled out him R. Kelly with a
full bladder Non-high school grad, I'm not a
scholar But I'm so cold when I'm dropping knowledge my degrees It's the
same as I
got in college (zero) But nobody's hotter, you owe me my respect I
owe you nada like Haloti, partner blow me Told you I'm so dirty, homie you can throw me in some holy water With some floaties on And get the
soap, and try to get the
Pope to hold me While you hose me off And nope I
won't be washed You hope to God I
don't explode, I
gotta blow this spot up, though I
got a
lotta more I
won't put the
sugar coating on it though 'Cause sometimes you can feel like your energy's expired Rap's got you drained, dead tired, zapped You feel like a
wet pile of crap But look, man, like the
feds bugging my phone, uh huh I
get why you're tapped But you gotta get your fire back Catch fire, get upset and fire back Is what I
tell myself When times get bad 'Cause sometimes I
might get sad But I
take the
same advice I
had And tell myself like I
used to tell Hailie, when life's a
drag Told her to do like her dad, don't cry, get mad 'Cause little baby powders belong in diaper bags I'm hyper, by the
time you see this side of me I'm right in your ass (sodomy) 'Fore the
pen, I
stood up for the
kid who had to put up with the
bullies at his school (at his school) You ain't have to have no money or go shopping just to cop a
fucking attitude Now my dough's amounting to a
mountain, it's rised too high to count it Never asked to be rich, all I
did was wish I
had a
dime for every time that I
was doubted But then I
think about it and I'm enraged 'Cause I
just figured out that if I
was paid For the
time I
spent to put the
pen to the
page It'd be minimum wage But it's embedded in my head. I
never hunted for the
bread and butter What I
wanted was to be the
one that they were scared of But I'm never gonna get the
credit for the
sweat and blood I
put up in the
pen And when I'm dead I
wonder will they put me on a
pedestal Or forget I
was ever this incredible I
guess I
better go harder than ever 'cause I'll never get Another motherfucking opportunity again To offend as many people with this I
can, simply because I
can 'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me They want me to go eat some worms (I hope you offended) And drag my name through the
mud, through the
dirt But I'ma make you eat your words (I hope you offended) You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up 'Cause you're only gonna make things worse (I hope you offended) 'Cause I
swear when I
get up I'm never gonna let up 'Til everybody eats my turds
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