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Rasputin vs Stalin
(专辑: Season 2 - 2013)
[Intro:] Epic rap battles of history! Rasputin! Versus! Stalin! Begin [Grigori Rasputin:] Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the
Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a
union of ruinous states? It's a
disgrace what you did to your own people Your daddy beat you like a
dog and now you're evil You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia And the
history books unfold ya! As a
messed up motherfucker bent in the
mind Who built a
superpower but he paid the
price With the
endless destruction of Russian lives If you're the
man of steel I
spit kryptonite! Big dick mystic known to hypnotize I
could end you with a
whisper to your wife [Joseph Stalin:] Look into my eyes you perverted witch See the
soul of the
man who made Mother Russia his bitch You think I
give a
fuck about my wife? My own son got locked up in prison, and I
didn't save his life You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock! I'd leave your neck in a
noose, in a
trench, and shot! Your whole family? Shot! All your wizard friends? Shot! Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot! Starve you for days til you waste away I
even crush mother fuckers when I'm laid in state Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the
picture Drop the
hammer on you harder than I
bitch slapped Hitler [Vladimir Lenin:] I
have no pride for you who ruined everything My revolution was doing to stop the
bourgeoisie! I
fought the
bondage of classes, the
proletariat masses Have brought me here to spit a
thesis against both of your asses! Let me start with you there, Frankenstein! Looking like something out of R.L. Stine It's hip hop chowder, red over white Cause the
Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight! And Joseph you were supposed to be my right-hand man But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man! Our whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark And stopped the
greatest revolution since the
birth of Marx! [Mikhail Gorbachev:] Knock knock knock knock Did somebody say birthmarks? Yo I'm the
host with the
most Glasnost Assholes made a
mess and the
war got cold Shook hands with both Ronalds; Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt! If your name end with 'ing, time to get out! I
had the
balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa! Torn down that wall like the
Kool-Aid Man (Oh yeah!) You two need yoga, you need a
shower And you all need to learn how to handle real power! [Vladimir Putin:] Did somebody say real power? Дa, you want to mess with me? I
spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats Blow it up like a
tuba while I'm balling in Cuba Doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука. I'm a
president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me The
last man who attacked me, lived a
half-life, so comrade come at me You don't know what you're doing When you try to bust a
rhyme against a
mind like Putin You'll find that the
ex-KGB is the
best MC in the
ex-CCCP!
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