Tragic Events - Part II
(专辑: Evelyn Evelyn - 2010)
Are you crying Evelyn? No... Well, yes. I
was just thinking about Sandy. And about Bimba and Kimba. I
miss them Evelyn I
know, I
miss them too. Especially this time of year, Evelyn The
year is 1991, Terminator 2
is the
highest-grossing film at the
Box Office, the
first Super Nintendo Entertainment System has just been released and after 70 years of Communist rule the
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics has collapsed And on a
chicken ranch just at side of Claxton, Georgia twin sisters are waiting for their supper The
farm is old and operated by Alfred McCluck, an eccentric man with a
fascination with Civil War weaponry. McCluck's chicken farms produces over 140,000 chickens a
year and ships wings, thighs and legs all over the
continental United States Despite the
modest success of his business, McCluck leads a
solitary life, never marrying and tending several of the
chicken houses himself. A
simple man with a
not entirely bad heart. McCluck never knew how to best take care of the
young girls who came into his life shortly after their birth, so He raised them the
only way he knew how in a
2-foot by 2-foot wire mesh cage on a
diet of mash, crumbles, pellets and egg booster One clear September day during the
twins sixth year at the
farm McCluck does not come at mealtime. Night falls and still he doesn't appear. The
girls and the
chickens cry out from hunger Days pass and the
chickens in neighboring cage has begin to die. The
smell of rotting poultry permeates the
air of the
hot, humid barn Finally, desperate to find food and concerned over the
whereabouts of their guardian, the
twins break free from their cage McCluck's house is locked tight, but the
girls find the
garden hose, which quenches their thirst. Still half delirious with hunger, they make their way out to the
road Little time passes before a
dusty black Cadillac Coupe de Ville drives by and pulls over. A
tall, mustached young man with a
kindly face steps out of the
vehicle. He smiles at the
girls (Hello) And presents them with the
first candy they had ever tasted a
Twix bar Which they share in silent, odd delight The
girls do not feel at all uncomfortable when the
man leads them gently into the
dark, spacious trunk In the
following days the
girls are transferred into the
trunks or several other cars by many other kindly, candy bar offering men until they reach their final destination at the
lakeside lodge in Manitoba The
Underwood lodge is a
collection of cozy, water front cabins with an attached trailer park along the
shores of lake Winnipeg It is also the
world headquarters of Budding Flowers Entertainment Specializing in the
production and distribution of photographs and VHS tapes for clientele with unique tastes The
girls are welcomed by Mrs. Deborah Bouldger, the
52-year-old portraitist (Well, hello, girls) A
women of enormous proportions who lives with her own 3
children in the
main lodge of the
Underwood Upon finding that the
girls have no names she [?] them Eva and Lynn, names, which neither she, nor the
twins themselves are ever able to keep straight (Eva, Lynn) The
twin's days of the
Underwood are relatively comfortable, they are well cared for, the
food is delicious and there are many other girls their age Once a
week, photo sessions take place, convivial affairs that involve make-up, a
wide variety of dress up costumes and inventive new games (Smile!) Every few days Mrs. Bouldger introduces the
girls to one of their many uncles (Eva, Lyn, say hello to your uncle Mark) (Heeey) These uncles, seemingly endless in number, travel from all over the
world to visit their nieces The
girls don't always like their new uncles, but Mrs. Bouldger is always quick to remind them that 'family is family' and 'blood is thicker than water' The
conjoined sisters are not popular amongst the
other girls, however, one gentle resident, a
few years their senior befriends them and takes them under her wing (Hello, what's your name?) Her name is Sandy (I'm Sandy) She has soft, blond hair that reaches down to her knees Everyone says she looks like a
mermaid Dressed daily by Mrs. Bouldger in trademark fishnet stockings and vintage attire, Sandy is by far the
most popular girl of the
Underwood. She has so many uncles that the
twins lose count Every night after dinner and chores, Sandy talks the
young sisters into bed and tells them fantastic stories until they fall peacefully to sleep (And after the
three long weeks at sea Jean Luc the
sailor finally spotted land) But these happy times do not last. Shortly after the
twins' third Christmas under Mrs. Bouldger's care, Sandy disappears never to return The
twins remain in the
Underwood for the
greater part of two, long, miserable years. Without Sandy to protect them, they are ostracized and abused by the
other girls (What are YOU looking at, 4-eyes?!) The
photo sessions involve fewer fancy costumes and over time, their uncles become more peculiar (Did I
ask you to talk?) The
twins begin to notice the
disturbing tendency for girls, much like their dear friend Sandy to quietly disappear from the
Underwood around their 12th or 13th birthday. The
sisters brace themselves for something terrible One autumn, when the
girls are eleven, an old man, who speaks only Spanish, takes the
twins into a
large, orange van and drives them to their new home (Step right up, step right up, see amazing human oddities, freaks of nature, be warned, people with heart condition, children, women we will accept no responsibility for fainting, reoccurring nightmares, or death) Dillard and Fullerton, elusive and illogical traveling show is the
12th largest touring circus in North America. Former insurance salesman, Dillard and Fullerton, distinguish their enterprise by procuring the
most shocking specimen of the
grotesque and unusual. Their small administrative staff works tirelessly to combat legal actions and public allegations of animal cruelty and human slave trafficking (What?) Life in the
circus is harder than their time at the
Underwood. There is always work to be done. In addition to their chores of laundry and sweeping, Mr. Dillard insist that the
twins spend many hours each day practicing their act (What are you standing at for?) The
girls are frightened of the
clowns, several of whom, by amazing coincidence, also happen to be their uncles (Hello, hello, hello!) But still, overall these early days at the
circus are happy time for the
twins Every night to the
delight of audiences across the
country, the
girls appear in the
center ring, singing and strumming the
ukulele, at the
top of Bimba and Kimba the
world's only known conjoined twin Siamese elephants The
twins feel they have found true soul mates in Bimba and Kimba, who they affectionately refer to as 'Elephant, Elephant'. This special bond is reciprocates by the
pachyderms, who fondly nozzle the
girls with their trunks and seem to delight in giving them rides The
twins and the
elephants are inseparable With the
help of the
Alphonso de Arresting, the
animal trainer, the
twins tend to the
elephants, feeding them and grooming them daily But one terrible August morning, Bimba and Kimba refuse to take their food. Due to the
unsanitary conditions of their quarters and an improper diet of popcorn and cotton candy, the
elephants have contracted a
rare form of elephantine diphtheria compounded by early onset Alzheimer's disease For the
next two weeks can only stand by helplessly, as their companions become sicker and weaker and begin displaying obvious signs of memory loss. The
last few days are almost unbearable. With Bimba and Kimba's confused, sad eyes looking up at the
girls with great anguish, but no hint of recognition And on one, grim, September day The
sisters 16th birthday Elephant Elephant dies The
funeral is held at the
same day a
grizzly affair had an industrial trash compactor behind a
Home Depot in Fort Dodge Iowa The
twins are devastated. Without Bimba and Kimba life is but a
terrible and meaningless void. They resign themselves to living out the
rest of their hollow existence in solemn mourning The
emotionally exhausted sisters fall from favor within the
circus No longer willing to sing and play their ukulele, the
girls are dressed in a
pink tutu and forced to balance on the
giant red ball, an impossible task for the
conjoined sisters (Get on that damn ball!) The
audience roars with laughter each time they awkwardly fall Their discomfort is increased by a
pair of radical groups who have taken an interest in the
twins. Every night in most major city, protesters assemble, nosily waving signs and chanting slogans in front of the
Box Office The
first faction claims to represent an organization called 'FASSEN' the
Foundation for Always Separating Siamese Twins Everywhere Now Citing the
bible, FASSEN members vehemently believe that it is the
will of the
Lord that all conjoined twins be separated and allowed to live individual lives. Wielding symbolical surgical saws and blunt carbon knives, FASSEN members [?] for supporting the
abomination of god The
second group operates under the
acronym SPLIT the
Society for the
Preservation of Linked Identical Twins A
reactionary organization, working to discredit the
claims of FASSEN, SPLIT believes that conjoined twins will play a
critical role in the
second coming of Christ The
twins are terrified by both groups the
knives and saws make them very nervous and SPLIT members make threats to kidnap the
girls and take them to where they will be kept safe in a
place of darkness until the
rapture One day before Sunday matinee, a
chaotic brawl erupts between the
two factions and one FASSEN member gets alarmingly close to the
twins with a
hacksaw Stricken with fear, the
sisters decide that they are no longer safe at the
circus That night, they make a
resolution to leave the
Dillard and Fullerton traveling show FOREVER