Date Rape
(专辑: Still Stuck In Your Throat - 2006)
Let me tell you about a
girl I
know She had a
drink about an hour ago. Sitting in a
corner by herself in a
bar in downtown Hell. She heard a
noise and she looked through the
door. And saw a
man she'd never seen before. Light skin light blue eyes a
double chin and a
plastic smile. Well her eyebrow raised as he walked through the
door And took an empty seat next to her at the
bar. "My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a
ride?" And she said."Wait a
minute I
have to think." He said, "That's fine. May I
please buy you a
drink" One drink turned into 3
or 4
and they left and got into his car And they drove away someplace real far. Now babe the
time has come. How'd ya like to have a
little fun? And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I
will not run." That's when things got out of control. She didn't want to, he had his way. She said, "Let's Go" He said, "No Way!" Come on babe it's your lucky day. Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way. Come on baby don't be afraid, If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid. He finished up and he started the
car He turned around and drove back to the
bar. He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad." She picked up a
rock, threw it at the
car, hit him in the
head, now he's got a
big scar. Come on party people won't you listen to me. Date Rape Stylie. The
next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law, Went to the
phone and filed the
police report and then she took the
guy's ass to court. Well, the
day he stood in front of the
judge he screamed, " She lies that little slut!" The
judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years And now his heart is filled with tears. That night in jail it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a
large inmate, and he screamed. But the
guards paid no attention to his cries. That's when things got out of control. The
moral of the
date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the
way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the
key. Well, I
can't take pity on men of his kind, Even though he now takes it in the
behind. That's the
way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the
key. Well, I
can't take pity on men of his kind, Even though he now takes it in the
behind. DATE RAPE She didn't want to TAKE IT!