Bus Driver
(专辑: Live In London - 2019)
Can we get some lighting that evokes, a
kind of, uh, unrequited love sentiment, please? That's great. G'day, my name's Tony. On behalf of myself and the
coachline I'd like to thank you for choosing to drive with us today. If you got any question, don't hesitate just to sing out. If you look out to the
right there you'll see the
bronze of Bluey; a
local sheepdog who became a
member of Regional Council. It was a
bloody great day for dogs. To your left there you'll see uh, you'll see the
local town wanker, John Thompson. G'day John! Bloody wanker... hahahaha. Nah he's alright. The
town hall Another mosaic wall Well there are 5,600 tiles on that wall I
know, I
counted them all A
local school A
local swimming pool That was opened by the
Governor General Back in 1952 Well I
was caught with a
friend aged 11 Sniffing tractor fuel We thought we were pretty cool Breaking them changing shed rules But do you see up there? The
banner hanging in the
air? That's the
Presbyterian Fair Well, I
never go There's too many Presbyterians there But if you're interested The
fair's in the
third weekend Of August every year But don't bother entering the
raffle It's always won by some kid of the
Mayor Look to your left, what a
beautiful sight It's Paula, Paula Thompson, née Paula Wright Look at her hair, it's still gorgeous, even now Flowing like the
Womahonga River Which incidentally is to your right And it's the
largest in the
area In terms of volume Everybody, look at Paula, look at Paula Thompson I
always thought I'd marry Paula But some things just don't work out that way Well, that's the
most important thing You'll learn on the
tour today That, and the
fact there'll be a
toilet break At the
information center near the
manmade lake Come on! I'll just ask you one favor, if you do see Paula in town later on I'd appreciate if you didn't mention the
details of my tour. Same goes for my wife, Gloria. You'll recognize her 'cause she looks a
hell of a
lot like Paula. She often gets mistaken for Paula, but, um, well, she's not Paula, that's for sure. Paula Thompson, born in '54 To a
family of four To the
family next door Take me back next door Paula Thompson, née Paula Wright That's her old house, number 39 Number 41 was mine If this old coach could go back in time I'd drive to 1979 Take me back... Take me back, take me back (Take, take, take, take me back) Take me back, take me back (Take, take, take, take me back) Take me back, take me back Come on, take me back Oh take me back, please take me back Take me back Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Got a
little carried away there. It's a
very emotion intersection for me. Took a
wrong turn there, about 29 years ago. But that's the
end of the
tour so... enjoy your stay, mind your step, and, uh, good on ya.