Progress?
(专辑: Ahead Of Their Time - 1993)
[?:] Donnie! [Bunk:] Hey, put that down! [Art:] What are you doing, man? [Don:] SILENCE, you fools! Don't you believe in PROGRESS? [Bunk:] Take that progress and stick it under a
ROCK. He have to. [Don:] We must overthrow the
diatonic system. ([FZ:] Yes.) [Art:] Bullshit. [Don:] We're coming to the
beginning of a
NEW ERA wherein the
development of the
inner self will be the
most important factor. [Ian:] Donnie, your music is full of shit, and besides that it ain't disciplined. [Don:] Listen . . .
[Bunk:] Give me four-four. [Art:] Togetherness. [Bunk:] Yeah. [Ian:] Some old melodies. [Don:] Look, playing . . .
[Art:] Put on a
tie! [Don:] Playing that kind of music and eating meat . . .
will never, you'll never be able to see my aura then. [Art:] I've seen your aura a
lot, and it really stinks. [Bunk:] You've been drinking, Don [Ian:] I
can hear your aura and it's bad, man. [Don:] Listen, there are many strange things that science doesn't know. [Art:] Fuck it. [Ian:] Play any more [Bunk:] Discipline, you need discipline. [Don:] No . . .
[Bunk:] Four-four. [Don:] It's got to be new, it's got to progress, it's got to evolve. THERE MUST BE GROWTH! [Bunk:] Ah, man. My goodness . . .
[Don:] You've got to eat macrobiotic food. ([FZ:] We're doing a
play.) [Don:] And study astrology. Delve into the
occult world. [Ian:] Well you can delve all you want but we're forming a
new group . . .
go, go and do you some yoga exercises. [Don:] Look. [Ian:] Take care of business there. [Don:] Mark my words . . .
If you continue playing this music something strange may happen. [Bunk:] Don't threaten me . . .
([FZ:] By the
end of the
first show . . . )
[Don:] By the
end of the
first show . . .
No, the
second show. [FZ:] So, at this point in the
development of our plot the
three talented members of the
Mothers of Invention have quit the
group to form their own band with a
lot of discipline. ([Art:] Yeah.) [FZ:] This is what we need, it's a
nice disciplined combo! [FZ:] And so that they would be completely packaged and fit in with the
rest of the
disciplined combo, the
former members of the
Mothers of Invention receive their initiation into the
robot musical world. [Don:] This makes me nervous I'm gonna go do some yoga. [Ian:] Yeah, you'd better. [FZ:] Meanwhile, Dom DeWild, under pressure, prepares to unwind with some healthy yoga exercises. [FZ:] This is Euclid Motorhead Sherwood. [Motorhead:] What's the
matter with him? [Ian:] He's nervous 'cause he couldn't play with our new group. [Motorhead:] Oh, that's nice, look at all those suits. [FZ:] Motorhead covets the
uniforms of the
other band. And also shows some interest in the
bum of Underwood. [Ian:] Ayyyy [Motorhead:] Hey, ten years ago I
knew a
lot of guys that had suits like these. They're really nice. Hey can I
play in the
band and get a
suit like that too? [Ian:] No! [Motorhead:] But I
like the
suits and I
can play good. I
can play . . . I
can play anything. [Ensemble:] BOO! BOO! BOO! [FZ:] Motorhead is lying. He can't play good, he can't play anything. He's trying to con his way into the
other band. He knows they don't want him. [Bunk:] I
heard you play before. [Motorhead:] But I
got practicing and play good. [Ian:] No discipline. [FZ:] He's lying. He hasn't been practicing, he doesn't do shit. [Bunk:] Ask me you couldn't even count to four. [Art:] Come on, beat it, man. [Motorhead:] You can't do that to me, I'll fix you. [Art:] Go ahead. [Motorhead:] I'll get into your band. I'll get into your band. [Bunk:] Okay Motorhead, just get out of the
way. [Motorhead:] You can't stop me, I'll get in there somehow. [Ian:] Take a
walk, you fruit. [Motorhead:] There's no way you can stop me, I
bet ya! [FZ:] Motorhead explains to the
members of the
Robot Combo that nothing can stop him, he will join their group whether they like it or not.