I'm A Band Leader
(专辑: The Lost Episodes - 1996)
[Don Van Vliet vocals] I'm a
band leader. Not only can I
drink a
whole lot, but I
play 23 different instruments too and I
don't even know how to read music. Self-taught, you know. Couldn't tell it, though, to hear me play. When I
play and sway in rhythm to the
catchy little tunes that I
know all the
girls for five miles around get hot pants for me, hotcha! Last night was pretty good for a
Wednesday. We got ten requests for, we got "Bill Bailey," and we played them all and we got seven people came up for the
twist contest. I
gave away a
box with two small bottles of champagne imported from Europe, heh, and kissed the
girl who won and shook hands with the
guy she was with. He didn't mind when I
kissed her because I'm important. We have a
new routine. Been working on it for three weeks or more. I
pretend I'm a
queer and the
sax player pretends he's a
queer, too, and later on in the
show -this'll kill ya-, we kiss each other so that it looks to the
audience like we kiss each other on the
mouth, heh. When we go . . .
into a
fast number, GOD, the
people love it! Wait till we get to Las Vegas! (Ha-heh-heh)