Cheaper Than A Shrink
(专辑: Cold Beer Conversation - 2015)
I
was sitting in a
chair at the
H&R Block Some bean counting, pencil pusher running up the
clock Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for the
end of the
year And son, you've spent a
small fortune on liquor and beer." I
said, it's cheaper than a
shrink You don't have to think You just pour and drink It's sixteen-fifty for a
bottle of Jack No pouring out your heart to some high-dollar quack Just a
flip of the
wrist and you're getting it done And getting just as messed up and having a
lot more fun And it's cheaper than a
shrink You don't have to think You just pour and drink Aw, it's cheaper than a
shrink Now me and her had this little problem between us Trying to bridge the
gap between Mars and Venus She said, "Honey, I
think we need to see a
marital counselor." I
said, "All we need to do is slam a
case of twelve-ouncers." 'Cause it's cheaper than a
shrink You don't have to think You just pour and drink About eighteen bucks'll get you four six-packs No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack Just a
flip of the
wrist and you're getting it done And getting just as messed up and having a
lot more fun And it's cheaper than a
shrink You don't have to think You just pour and drink Yeah, it's cheaper than a
shrink If liquor prices soared as high as gasoline Then I'd a
quit drinking back when I
was nineteen It's the
oldest most proven form of therapy The
best thing about it far as I
can see is that it's Cheaper than a
shrink You don't have to think You just pour and drink And it's cheaper than a
shrink Aw, you just pour and drink And it's a
whole lot cheaper Than some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink