House Party
(专辑: Under The Counter - 2008)
[Adam] 10 Past 10, the
word's around, There's a
party going down in Newport town, Loads of free booze and they gonna feed us, I
steps to it in my new white Adidas, Like comedy, with John Candy, It's funny to see, my mate Ballsey, You think he's got the
munchies and he's eating a
Snickers, But he's walking around the
kitchen in your mothers knickers, Party in the
bedroom, the
kitchen and the
corridor, Everybody's high cos I'm the
fucking draw ambassador, No smoking, what the
fuck is that, I'll cane your 9-bar and I'll rob your fucking 4-pack, It's a
house party like Kid N
Play, The
DJ's being sick in the
fucking hallway, Chain Gang crew and we're back on the
draw, It's the
party get on the
dance floor! [Xain] 10 Past 10, the
party's on, So get down, and smoke a
bong! 10 Past 10, the
party's on, So get down, and smoke a
bong! You knows! [Eggsy] Sambuca, Tenants Super, just lager, rose wine the
pink stuff, error vodka! Weed, Eggies, Builders Whizz, Mushrooms. [Xain] Yellow Pages and French polishes, Antique tables and expensive furs, Oh son, you're never gonna learn, The
living room carpet's full of fag burns! [Mysti] Everybody's high with the
lights down low, At the
house party, or is it a
bungalow? Feeling the
vibe, and letting it flow, Just had a
bong, now its going really slow, You're turning white and you're stumbling upstairs, You're like the
zombie from my fucking nightmares, You're turning green with the
thousand yard stares, Covered in sick, but you just don't care! [Eggsy] Oh 11pm things are just getting started, The
music gets louder all the
dickheads have departed, I
roll myself a
jazzy then I
sit back and wait, For my boys to come back from the
pub with a
crate. [Xain] In your mum's drinks cabinet, break out the
Pimms, And the
Bristol Creams, it's like an episode of Skins, Wasted! Lost control of my bowels, Run out of toilet paper so I'm using your towels! 10 past 12 turn up the
bass, Turn up the
treble, I'm off my face! 10 past 12 turn up the
bass, Turn up the
treble, I'm off my face! [Eggsy] They got Gordons Gin, Grand Mariner, Metaxa, Bells Whisky, and Baileys Original Irish Cream. 10 past 2 the
council knocks the
door, The
music's too loud and it stinks of draw, Some kids naked walking around with a
stiff, And your next door neighbour's with the
vicar having spliff, I
can't believe it where are all the
birds? I'm not gonna pull so I
break out the
herbs, Shit on the
walls like my man Bobby Sands, This party's got me fucked and it's ruined my plans. [Xain] Oh, you got any draw there?? [Eggsy] I
think Paul's got draw. [Xain] I
don't.....I haven't got any draw left.....I'll have to go through the
ashtrays do roach-head classics. 10 past 6
it's all gone wrong, Run out of weed nothing left for my bong! 10 past 6
it's all gone wrong, Run out of weed nothing left for my bong! [Knocking] [Eggsy] Who's at the
door? It's the
police, shit, shit, it's the
police. Is it the
police? Who's at the
door?? [Xain] Just as the
fucking Ecky's kicking in as well man!! Fuck I'm going into space! [Eggsy] I'm not doing time for wrecking someone's house up, It's not even my house, I
don't even know where we are! Who's house is it?! [Xain] Fucking hell it is the
police an all! Shit! [Eggsy] Where's Paul gone?!